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greatest sports headline of all time..

Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:21 pm
Posted by bengalbait
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Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:21 pm
I don't know if this is true but it's hilarious.

Greatest Headline in the History of Sports Journalism

Happy Dicks was a linebacker at Georgia in the mid 60's, which will make this article about the journalist from Georgia, the late, Lewis Grizzard, AÖ '68, that much funnier.

On the eve of the Georgia - South Carolina game 41 years ago, I was hanging out with three Sigma Pi brothers (the Hound, Tex, and Bake), drinking a few cold PBRs at the old Callaway Gardens Apartment on the Atlanta Highway . We were discussing the upcoming game against the Gamecocks and lamenting the fact that we were going in with several key players out with injuries, including our starting DE, Billy Payne (who ran the Atlanta Olympics and is now Ch of the Board at Augusta National) and his roommate, MLB, Happy Dicks.

About 10:00 that night, another fraternity brother, Lewis Grizzard, came in after he got off work. Our buddy was inactive at the time because he had gotten married over the summer to his high school sweetheart, Nancy ( the first of many--all with the same name--Plaintiff). In addition to taking a full load at the University, he was working two jobs to help pay for (as he called it) "this expensive habit." A talented young man, he was writing two columns daily - one in the morning for the Athens Banner Herald and one in the afternoon for the Athens Daily News.

Lewis walked in, went straight to the refrigerator, got a beer, plopped down in a chair, pushed his glasses back up his nose and announced, "Gentlemen, with any luck at all, tomorrow morning you'll witness journalistic history. I have submitted my column and if it gets by my editor - and there's a good chance of that happening, since he looked drunk earlier this evening - you'll enjoy the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism."

He refused to tell us what it was, and to be honest with you, we all forgot about it. As Lewis went home to his lovely, young bride, the four of us went back over to the Fraternity house to get a head start on the weekend.

The next morning, as usual, I went straight for the Sports Section. As I pulled it out, I could do nothing but smile, because our buddy had pulled it off. To this day, Vince Dooley calls it his most memorable column ever - all because of the headline, which read:
Dogs play Cocks with Dicks out.



There's no doubt about it, it was "the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism."
He was certainly one of a kind. Grizzard, I mean.






Posted by lsugorilla
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Member since Sep 2009
6068 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:28 pm to
this whole thread came be summed up

quote:

Dogs play Cocks with Dicks out.
Happy Dicks was a linebacker at Georgia in the mid 60's.


your welcome
This post was edited on 9/1/10 at 3:29 pm
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:31 pm to
"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"


tops that
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:33 pm to
It is true.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52624 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:34 pm to
Lewis Grizzard
Posted by secfan123
beverly hills
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:35 pm to
Lewis Grizzard was the man.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:36 pm to
Lewis Grizzard was one of the last great written humorists.
Posted by BenHOGan
Kansas City
Member since Sep 2005
1775 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:37 pm to
Wasn't there a "Tree Bites Man" headline one time when Atlanta Hawk Tree Rollins got into it with another player and bit him? Or am I completely making that up?
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:39 pm to
LSU officially grabs Stanford's Johnson
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18561 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:41 pm to
What about

Nutt pulls Johnson, inserts Dick against cocks.
This post was edited on 9/1/10 at 3:42 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52624 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:41 pm to
LINK

A-Rod goes deep; Wang hurt
Posted by dapado33
Member since Feb 2009
1054 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:41 pm to
I like this one better even though they spelled hymen wrong. Any headline that mentions cocks and busting hymens wins automatically.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18561 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19128 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 3:46 pm to
Lewis Grizzard RIP

Reminds me of a friend's mother saying, "He's gonna take out Johnson and put in Dick. I really like Dick."
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18192 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:01 pm to
this entire thread is unmitigated win.
Posted by SabanIsAGod
Jackson
Member since Oct 2009
3880 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:13 pm to
The one I remember was "Injured Dick forces Nutt to insert Johnson"
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48305 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:23 pm to
USCe vs. USCw easily has the best potential. Or Oregon St. vs the cocks. Scar fans, ya'll need to dump your AD in favor of a 14 year old that'll schedule something really entertaining
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Lewis Grizzard was one of the last great written humorists.


He was incredible, and my personal favorite, but Dave Barry was still bringing heat for years after Grizzard departed this mortal coil.
Posted by TigerInBamaLand
Birmingham, AL
Member since Oct 2007
4178 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:40 pm to
The Reveille had one while I was in school that read:

"Lady Tigers Down Cocks"

After the women's basketball team beat USC. That one made me laugh.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 9/1/10 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

TigerInBamaLand


Dude, I haven't seen you in a loooong time...
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