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God told Lane it was OK for him to abandon Ole Piss and take the LSU job

Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:34 pm
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
910 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Dougiejurgens3
Member since Nov 2023
315 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 4:59 pm to
Dude is a psycho
Posted by TampaTiger87
Member since Jan 2024
340 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:09 pm to
Kinda disappointed YOU, couldn't work in an Oral Roberts reference in here somewhere.....lol

There are parallels, for those of us that are old enough!
Posted by crazytiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2005
4395 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:11 pm to
Amen
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8472 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:12 pm to
What an arse.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
910 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:16 pm to
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Kinda disappointed YOU, couldn't work in an Oral Roberts reference in here somewhere.....lol

There are parallels, for those of us that are old enough!


I grew up in Tulsa and was around for all of that nonsense.
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1544 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:18 pm to
They could hire Deion Sanders
Posted by TampaTiger87
Member since Jan 2024
340 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:21 pm to
My brother played in a juco BB tournament there in the early 90s. I went to a game...they had written on the court..Expect a Miracle...it's still eye opening for me to think about all these years later.
Posted by gladchiefisgone
Member since Sep 2010
2016 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:23 pm to
Did God tell Joey Swampwater to be an a-hole too on his way out the door?
Posted by Aggie1965
Member since Apr 2021
260 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:41 am to
Hope this isn’t TL:DR
The chairman of deacons goes to talk with minister when he hears another church has offered a job. Minister’s 6 yo son answers door and deacon asks to speak with minister. Son says “He’s in study praying about possible move”.
“Where’s your mother?”
“She’s upstairs packing”
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18854 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 6:43 am to
Was Kiffin praying to God?
Posted by clayking
Florida
Member since Sep 2019
360 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:31 am to
Fixed for ‘ya……….

“After a lot of hot yoga, I made the difficult decision to accept the head HOE with a different Pimp, lsu.”
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62354 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:33 am to
“Abandon”. I didn’t know that so many women posted on the SEC Rant.
Posted by Tenn grad LSU fan
Woulhuntdn't you like to know spazz
Member since Apr 2023
1128 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:34 am to
God can tell you to do stuff that's not far fetched the lord has led me to.make decisions in my life
Posted by Dougiejurgens3
Member since Nov 2023
315 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 8:22 am to
quote:

God can tell you to do stuff that's not far fetched the lord has led me to.make decisions in my life


No I mean he’s pretending like he didn’t plan on leaving for for the last month and is using God as an out
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
910 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

“After a lot of hot yoga, I made the difficult decision to accept the head HOE with a different Pimp, lsu.”


Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6664 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:25 am to
God hates Ole Miss.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25435 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:28 am to
Prayer, hah! Oh yeah, whores can go to heaven too
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