re: Georgia fans burned my pat due autographed hat in 1999

Just apologize a-hole

I can’t be banned. I’m half Jewish. I’ve talked to Lew about Tulane.

The law’s on my side a-hole.

At least you didn't lose a vehicle.

UGA. Alabama attitude. Vanderbilt trophy case.

I would bet it isn't. The statute of limitations has probably run out.

Rest in Peace Pat Due. He was a great guy, whoever he is.

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I have a legitimate greivance. Why would Lou ban me? The criminals who burnt my hat are either here or know people who are. Sorry Georgia, the rooster has come home to roost. It’s 2020. Time to make amends.

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So somewhere in Athens, Just off of Harris Street, there used to be a local eatery name of Locos Grill, and in their parking lot there was a score-board that once graced patrons of Sanford Stadium with the score of the game. Most often to the gratification of the home team crowd and to the chagrin of those visiting the Classic Southern City where they witnessed the emasculation of their team to the Might Bulldogs. Usually. As luck would have it...even a blind pig finds an acorn upon occasion, the Bayou Bengals of Red Stick Louisiana had the un-mitigated gall and typical temerity of low born southerners often found below Atlanta to make the train trip from that affront of French debauchery known as Louisiana to the gentile environs of Athens and somehow manage to get the best of the local favorites (yes, I know LSU fans...1980 and all that). Not satisfied with merely leaving Athens with a win the folks from Baton Rouge decided a riot was in order....having never experienced much success when facing UGA one could certainly understand their desire to mark the occasion but it would've been better that they merely toast their good fortune and board the train back to Atlanta and the swamp of their birth...but no, they decided to start a riot. This, of course, did not set well with the otherwise civil ladies and gentleman of the Classic City and they took to the LSU fans with pickets ripped from the fence surrounding the field in Athens at the time and proceeded to put down the rioting Louisianians in right and proper fashion.

Atop that scoreboard, in the end zone at Sanford Stadium for years, was a Bulldog in Red and Black with a white fence picket in one hand with a nail protruding from it to commemorate the day in history when the good people of Athens, Georgia put down a rebellion of low born swamp dwellers from Baton Rouge. You are fortunate indeed to have only suffered a burnt hat, no doubt a damned ugly hat with shades of orange and blue (real men won't wear orange unless convicted of a crime) and some turn coat Dawg's signature upon it.....if it had been in a different era that hat may have well been a good target for a bulldog with a white fence picket and a nail protruding from it.....GO DAWGS!!!!