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re: Generically Named Tuesday IM Thread

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Posted by Damn Good Dawg
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:02 pm to
Carlos Spicyweiner for me pretty please???
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:03 pm to
I know so much more about people's penises on here, because of their self descriptions!!! as a rule of thumb, than I know about the girl's boobies... unless they have posted them.

This post was edited on 3/8/11 at 11:04 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:03 pm to
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You learn something new everyday.


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did you know that before peter pan there is no recorded person named wendy?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:04 pm to
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if you gotta go may as well make it entertaining. famous last words being "hey bro, watch this"


I was kinda pissed he was worried about me ruining his wedding in a few weeks if I died
Posted by Duke
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:04 pm to
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I know so much more about people's penises on here, as a rule of thumb, than I know about the girl's boobies... unless they have posted them.


Color me shocked you would know all of that.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:04 pm to
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I was kinda pissed he was worried about me ruining his wedding in a few weeks if I died


dude, selfish move by bro
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:05 pm to
Of course. From here on out, you will be known Carlos Spicyweiner.

Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
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That sounds like something I would do lol. I swear we have to be related somehow. Are you a son of Abraham?


WE might be!

I am pretty sure I'm related to Mantis somehow, so I might have a bigger e-fambly!
Posted by FleaMarketBill
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
My pleasure....hmmm being an arse on the internet? I really don't know. I like to attack random people with shoes on my hands screaming I'LL WALK RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
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I'll try, but whenever I try to ask it something, it ends up pointing at the ceiling.


Just hold your head over it, so you know it's looking at you. Then ask it what it thought of the latest porn you watched. You'd get comedy gold after nailing a random barskank.
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
I'm happy, the swim trunks I ordered from Bass Pro Shops finally came in today
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
I changed what I said! I meant everyone on here describes them...

Except you...

Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:06 pm to
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did you know that before peter pan there is no recorded person named wendy?


I'm too lazy to call bullshite or research it

Bizarre though...
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:07 pm to
You watch porn?



Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:07 pm to
I'd rather show you firsthand.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:08 pm to
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did you know that before peter pan there is no recorded person named wendy?



I knew that!

Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87208 posts
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:09 pm to
I like the nick name I already have.


Now that said, reptile skin is not easy to make




Now for the fun part....making that say Gator
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:09 pm to
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Just hold your head over it, so you know it's looking at you. Then ask it what it thought of the latest porn you watched. You'd get comedy gold after nailing a random barskank.


I think this has went far enough

















And will do.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:09 pm to
you mam kick arse.

and also congrats on the random fact on the day

and i found it on stumble magilla. thus it cannot be false
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87208 posts
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:10 pm to
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I changed what I said! I meant everyone on here describes them...

Except you...



ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
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