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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:18 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:18 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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i need to believe the story. what is their motivation? why does he need to have sex with her to fix the copier? how will a threesome help the mischievous student do better in class?
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Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:19 pm to Duke
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Sounds like a good thing to me.
His friend and fellow critic Jiminy Glick didn't think it was.
I don't dare correct him, he's a critic after all...
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:19 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Best Porn EVER was Cinderella and her Snapping pussy.
ETA: not for visual but for story line
ETA: not for visual but for story line
This post was edited on 3/8/11 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:20 pm to Bellabama
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:21 pm to Duke
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Plaster won't do it justice.
What would?
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:22 pm to Bellabama
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Best Porn EVER was Cinderella and her Snapping pussy.
Are we talking like snapper turtle?
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:22 pm to MagillaGuerilla
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A guy filled a shotgun shell with cigarettes and shot them at a friend, most of them are pretty douchy
ill give you that. most are earning it. one time a dude choked because he cut his tongue and had a lip in and his tongue swelled. he was apparently a racist and anti immigration which sure can be immoral but i don't think choking was warranted. nor was the woman who apparently was lonely and hit on all the house workers and one guys machine broke and a blade shot out cutting her in half.
and i am not one for morals so usually idc but idk gets a little old. the one where the guy dies from trying to fook a squirrel or something is hilarious though, won't lie
bella,
WHERE IS THIS???
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm to Nortizzle
Speaking of.... Here is Mr. Drizzle himself!!!
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm to Bellabama
If you want a good laugh, watch "Pirates".
I don't know how it happened, but me, my brother, my future sister-in-law, and 2 friends got hammered and ended up cracking up at the movie. Slapping va-JJs
I don't know how it happened, but me, my brother, my future sister-in-law, and 2 friends got hammered and ended up cracking up at the movie. Slapping va-JJs
This post was edited on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm to Bellabama
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What would?
Exactly
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm to Damn Good Dawg
:stepsoutofbubblebath:
OH HAIII
OH HAIII
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:23 pm to Duke
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Are we talking like snapper turtle?
NO, that is the movie "Teeth".
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:24 pm to Damn Good Dawg
:checksedishes:
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:24 pm to ACL11190
:finisheslastdish:
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:25 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:25 pm to MagillaGuerilla
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NO, that is the movie "Teeth".
So snapping in a good way?
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:25 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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ill give you that. most are earning it. one time a dude choked because he cut his tongue and had a lip in and his tongue swelled. he was apparently a racist and anti immigration which sure can be immoral but i don't think choking was warranted. nor was the woman who apparently was lonely and hit on all the house workers and one guys machine broke and a blade shot out cutting her in half.
and i am not one for morals so usually idc but idk gets a little old. the one where the guy dies from trying to fook a squirrel or something is hilarious though, won't lie
I call BS on most anyway, way to extravagant. Some aren't warranted, but it's decent entertainment at 2 AM with nothing else on...
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:27 pm to Duke
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So snapping in a good way?
I would hope so.
The wiener didn't fare so well in "Teeth"...
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:27 pm to Duke
Like rice krispies...
Posted on 3/8/11 at 11:28 pm to Bellabama
i am reading it now.
my favorite porn moments is the "worst porn ever" with dr dick delaware. man has some GREAT quotes one being "OH, shoes for traction!"
my favorite porn moments is the "worst porn ever" with dr dick delaware. man has some GREAT quotes one being "OH, shoes for traction!"
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