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re: Fulmer Cupdate! Spike 80DF has caused a huge increase in Auburn player arrests.
Posted on 3/11/11 at 5:25 pm to bamascott2
Posted on 3/11/11 at 5:25 pm to bamascott2
then visit the DR
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Posted on 3/11/11 at 6:16 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Yeah, ended up going home instead of going to Fat Daddy's.
I feel so responsible right now
Your name may come up in the investigation. You probably masterminded the whole thing in a drunken stupor as a joke and they took it serious. Who are you enemies with around Wire Rd?
Posted on 3/11/11 at 6:21 pm to memphisplaya
I know everyone has heard of the Fulmer Cup which measures team misdeeeds.
But have you heard of this one:
The Ellis T. Jones III Award
This award goes to the individual who contributes the most points to his team during the season, OR has the most incredible incident that resulted in Fulmer Cup points. Named after Ellis T. Jones III, the greatest collegiate criminal ever.
Ellis T. Jones III Award Winners:
2010: FSU's Nigel Carr with 13 points for breaking into cars.
2009: USF's Trent Pupello with 17 points for a pistol whipping spree.
2008: Alabama's Jimmy John with 20 points for selling cocaine.
2007: Ronnie M. Wilson of Florida, for firing off a semi-automatic rifle during a road rage incident.
2006: Ellis T. Jones himself, for 13 felony counts stemming from using Craigslist to meet robbery targets.
Wonder who this year's winner will be? Will Auburn's Four Forcemen all tie for it?
But have you heard of this one:
The Ellis T. Jones III Award
This award goes to the individual who contributes the most points to his team during the season, OR has the most incredible incident that resulted in Fulmer Cup points. Named after Ellis T. Jones III, the greatest collegiate criminal ever.
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San Jose State WR Ellis T. Jones III, who may have pulled off the single biggest free-standing Fulmer Cup score in the brief history of competition by luring potential internet shoppers off Craigslist with promises of deals and into an apartment complex where Jones allegedly robbed them, tasered them, and in one instance even "trunked" a victim.
Ellis T. Jones III Award Winners:
2010: FSU's Nigel Carr with 13 points for breaking into cars.
2009: USF's Trent Pupello with 17 points for a pistol whipping spree.
2008: Alabama's Jimmy John with 20 points for selling cocaine.
2007: Ronnie M. Wilson of Florida, for firing off a semi-automatic rifle during a road rage incident.
2006: Ellis T. Jones himself, for 13 felony counts stemming from using Craigslist to meet robbery targets.
Wonder who this year's winner will be? Will Auburn's Four Forcemen all tie for it?
Posted on 3/11/11 at 6:30 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
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2010: FSU's Nigel Carr with 13 points for breaking into cars.
2009: USF's Trent Pupello with 17 points for a pistol whipping spree.
2008: Alabama's Jimmy John with 20 points for selling cocaine.
2007: Ronnie M. Wilson of Florida, for firing off a semi-automatic rifle during a road rage incident.
2006: Ellis T. Jones himself, for 13 felony counts stemming from using Craigslist to meet robbery targets.
2011 Auburn
SEC! SEC! SEC!
Posted on 3/11/11 at 6:33 pm to Alahunter
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After a motor vehicle stop, the four were arrested and a pistol and stolen property were recovered, according to Auburn police. Mosley is white.
WTF, Chris Low? Seriously?
Posted on 3/11/11 at 6:45 pm to crispyUGA
He meant... Mosley is out on bail.
Posted on 3/11/11 at 7:39 pm to memphisplaya
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This is the Krakatoa of Fulmer Cup scores; we hope to never see its equal, because we think that involves an entire football team being charged with murder.*
I absolutely love this quote.
Posted on 3/11/11 at 10:03 pm to Crimsoncutie98
Tylenol night or a better one?
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