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re: Friendly reminder that LSU hasn’t won the DIVISION in 8 years

Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:53 pm to
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Why does he call you dad?


Because his mom is hot, you idiot. Why else
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:56 pm to
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Friendly reminder that LSU hasn’t won the DIVISION in 8 years


Friendly reminder that the last Auburn win in Baton Rouge was when Bill Clinton was the president.

Friendly reminder that the last time Auburn posted consecutive double digit win seasons- Never.
This post was edited on 10/3/19 at 2:57 pm
Posted by nastywideouts
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:57 pm to
No Ole Miss beat you by 3 tds in 2015 where they were leading the division until Arkansas' 4th and 25 play.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:58 pm to
Your 3rd grade nephew is 7 years old? Or perhaps only 6 since LSU was the defending SEC champ, undefeated and #3 this time in 2012 (which is the opposite of irrelevant).

Must be that Alabama homeschooling.
Posted by MACtigers
9eaux1, TN
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:00 pm to
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Once again, hold tight to those regular season wins. Maybe build a fire to keep you warm during championship week.


There's something that plays a pretty big factor in winning a division but for the life of me I can't seem to put my finger on what it is...











Oh wait, I just remembered!

ReGuLaR. sEaSoN. wInS.
Posted by WarEagleTho
Atlantic City
Member since Aug 2019
704 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:01 pm to
Oh okay so that explains 2012 to now for LSU
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:03 pm to
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Won their division?” WTF? LSU has only finished 2nd once (OMG.. make the 2nd place rings again)... averaged between 3rd-4th ... IN THE DIVISION for eight long years... yet to read the Tr you would think they have been a national power or something.




We have been running a garbage offense and the most dominant team in college football is in our division, so do the math, Gumps.

Anyway, we have now matched Bama’s 2000-2007 drought, so hopefully we win it this year.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:03 pm to
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Demsaretrash
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Oh boy.
Posted by superstroke33
Member since Oct 2015
775 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:04 pm to
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My favorite is when they include themselves in the same sentence as Bama and UGA to ride a coat tail for relevance.

"This century"


UGA? WTF have they done this century? At least LSU has actually won the hardware this century.
Posted by MightyYat
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:06 pm to
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I've got a nephew who is in the 3rd grade and has never seen LSU beat Alabama literally ever.

Fun tip: Alabama and LSU play each other every year.

He's also never seen LSU finish better than 2nd place in the Western Division.

LSU has been wholly irrelevant for his entire life.


Imagine that...... a Gump shows up and makes it all about Bama even though no one mentioned them at all.
Posted by MACtigers
9eaux1, TN
Member since Feb 2014
654 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:08 pm to
Ehhh
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:08 pm to
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Your 3rd grade nephew is 7 years old?


Born January 17th, 2012. Maybe he's in 2nd grade? I don't know. Either way he's never seen Bama lose to LSU and never seen LSU finish better than 2nd place in its own division.

Hope this helps.
Posted by MightyYat
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:12 pm to
You're a great uncle/daddy I'm sure.
Posted by Alldaylong
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:12 pm to
Are this year
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
16376 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:12 pm to
You should be worried about Florida and that freshman hack QB of yours
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66146 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:13 pm to
Well shoot, 10 month old him got to see LSU play for the SECW against his uncle/father's favorite team. That's not irrelevant.

No need to exaggerate. It makes you look insecure.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35824 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:14 pm to
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Gump shows up and makes it all about Bama even though no one mentioned them at all.



Sorry man. My fault.


Earlier I described my respect for auburn and LSU only claiming legit national titles while denigrating bama’sretro-claiming past titles just to look better. But he would have shown up anyway.
This post was edited on 10/3/19 at 3:15 pm
Posted by BHMKyle
Birmingham, AL
Member since Feb 2013
5076 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:14 pm to
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LSU has hotter women than Auburn. That has to count for something.


Completely disagree. Auburn is a strong 3rd in the female department behind only Georgia and Ole Miss
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:15 pm to
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got to see LSU play for the SECW




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No need to exaggerate. It makes you look insecure.


Yep. Major exaggeration there. Missed my nephews current school year by one grade. LOL.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Member since Nov 2012
63116 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:16 pm to
U sure being ranked 3rd in 2014 wasnt a better ole miss season because it was.
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