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Posted on 9/21/17 at 8:56 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 9/21/17 at 8:56 pm to BowlJackson
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Im not scared to take a punch and I boxed for several years
What was your quickest KO?
When I was younger I was a 5th degree Emperor in Shotokan Karate. Quickest KO was 7 seconds by a reverse palm punch to the forehead.
I was 6’3 215 with a 4.6 forty and a 455 bench and 550 pound squat. Also had a 20” neck.
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Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:16 pm to Jake_LaMotta
This is an elite troll account
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:22 pm to TOSOV
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You know there isn't, so stop being that guy. Guys don't call cops, and there aren't support groups.
If you did a simple poll on here alone of guys asking if any have dated at least one girl that have treated them this way you would get a high percentage. I would say at the least 65%. Wouldn't be surprised by 85%. Only bad data would come from those polled that haven't dated many girls. Which would probably be where you fit in.
There is truth to this. women can slap you, claw you, hit you, cut your tires cut up your clothes and then brag about it on the radio. Follow you to a bar and attack your new girlfriend (now THAT could be cool, actually).
Try doing that yourself . can you imagine the song 'she pushed my buttons so i put out her lights'? yeah didn't think so
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:26 pm to Jake_LaMotta
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What was your quickest KO?
3.50
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When I was younger I was a 5th degree Emperor in Shotokan Karate. Quickest KO was 7 seconds by a reverse palm punch to the forehead.
Dann bro, I sure wouldnt have fricked with you either.
Im sure you just don't want to brag, but being a Bama fan I have no doubt that you quickly rose from Emporer to Grand Wizard, amirite?
No need to be humble about such an achievment
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I was 6’3 215 with a 4.6 forty and a 455 bench and 550 pound squat. Also had a 20” neck.
I wasnt a powerhouse like that, but I've been known to take out bigger abd stronger dudes than myself, like yourself, by tiring them out.
Dont mean that to sound like a brag about my speed. I only have a modest 4.3 forty speed, so I'm not #AuburnFast or anything, but I am very agile and your old lady will vouch that I have the stamina of a jaguar ;)
Posted on 9/21/17 at 9:55 pm to BowlJackson
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I wasnt a powerhouse like that, but I've been known to take out bigger abd stronger dudes than myself, like yourself, by tiring them out.
Boxing just wasn’t challenging enough for me it got boring knocking people out all the time. Had to move on to something else that could keep me interested. Plus, I wanted to learn a discipline that would allow me to successfully take on 4 or 5 opponents at one time in case I found myself in such a situation. Messed around with bodybuilding a little bit as well but it was making me too robotic and I was losing my flexibility which was essential to my Karate. This was in the 1970’s back then you really didn’t have to worry about someone pulling a gun on you unlike today. I am paying the price for it now though my body is a mess. Simple things like typing out this post can bring debilitating pain. I don’t have three knuckles on my left hand (I am a Southpaw) from brutally KOing too many people in hard sparring.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:12 pm to Jake_LaMotta
Bowl and Jake. You two have put such a scare in me that I just shite my drawers.
Off to the shower, then bed.
Good night.
Off to the shower, then bed.
Good night.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:18 pm to Herman Frisco
Bowl and Jake are like the Tango & Cash of the SECR.
"Tango & Cash II: The BBC Chronicles"
Lol.
"Tango & Cash II: The BBC Chronicles"
Lol.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:23 pm to Herman Frisco
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Bowl and Jake. You two have put such a scare in me that I just shite my drawers.
You need help putting it back where it came from?
Posted on 9/21/17 at 10:57 pm to Jake_LaMotta
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Boxing just wasn’t challenging enough for me it got boring knocking people out all the time.
How could you not be incredibly embarrassed to say this? People that talk like this blow my mind
I run a 4.4 forty, I'm 6'5" 260 pounds, I'm the WWE tag team champion along with my brother, I have a 13 inch weiner, I got bored with boxing because I was just knocking everbody out, and I'm an astronaut.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:17 pm to Herman Frisco
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but I got $10.00 says on a good night she could whip 1/2 the guys on tRant.
I'd put WAY more on this just knowing that at least half the guys on here would NEVER hit a woman NO matter what. They'd just sit there, and take it to prove they are "gentle-men." Ha.
I've been slapped, and such by multiple girls. I warn them once, and it's put a stop to it. Only go to rule I have is if a girl were to rack me. Go there, and I won't care if she's a woman.
Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:27 pm to Ole Misdial
best bit ever ever ever on this subject
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Posted on 9/21/17 at 11:51 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Who gives a frick about this millionaires problems
Posted on 9/22/17 at 1:19 am to Jake_LaMotta
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I am paying the price for it now though my grammar and sentence structure is a mess
FIFY.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 6:48 am to Vols&Shaft83
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The football player-turned failed Knoxville burger store owner wrote that Jackson called him the n-word "on numerous occasions" b
I am sure his feelings were torn to shreds.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:09 am to I-H8-BAMA
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I'm the WWE tag team champion along with my brother
Wrestling is fake. Karate and Boxing are real.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 7:37 am to Jake_LaMotta
Who says wrestling is fake
Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:03 am to Jake_LaMotta
Bowl and Jake are probably fricking marshmallows.
Posted on 9/22/17 at 8:18 am to Vols&Shaft83
I think they are probably fricking each other.
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