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re: For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:48 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:48 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:48 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:50 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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A bunch of out of shape, never played sports chumps in this place
I bet you think you look great buzzing around Walmart in your motorized shopping cart, fatty.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:51 pm to SavageOrangeJug
I am fat, but I was a lineman, not a QB, back in the days you played both ways and ran the ball instead of passing it.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:52 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Please post:
1. Your actual height and weight
2. Your highest finish in the Heisman voting.
3. What year you were the starting QB on a National Championship football team.
Thanks. Look forward to your answers.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:53 pm to WilliamTaylor21
6'5, 228
4.2 speed
41-inch vertical
1% heart blockage
9-incher
4.2 speed
41-inch vertical
1% heart blockage
9-incher
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:54 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Holy response. Did you have to go to the bathroom at work to let the tears out and plug your gaping hole?
I’m 5’11” 170 lbs. I’m almost 35… certainly not in the best shape I could be but I’m certainly not fat and generally eat 2,000 or less calories a day.
Of course I haven’t won a Heisman or ever played college football like most people here.
But I can exercise some basic fricking self-discipline.
I’m 5’11” 170 lbs. I’m almost 35… certainly not in the best shape I could be but I’m certainly not fat and generally eat 2,000 or less calories a day.
Of course I haven’t won a Heisman or ever played college football like most people here.
But I can exercise some basic fricking self-discipline.
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:55 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Fat Josh is a fat tub of shite.
I'm 5'11 170.
I'm 5'11 170.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:57 pm to southpawcock
I’m guessing with the way Heupel is, 2000 calories is a snack. At this point I’m not even joking and being 100% serious.
Dude just kept eating like a football player without doing the work to maintain it, and then got older and his metabolism has naturally gone to shite.
Dude just kept eating like a football player without doing the work to maintain it, and then got older and his metabolism has naturally gone to shite.
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:03 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:04 pm to lsufball19
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So in other words, he has good genetics but has chosen to be a lazy, fat slob
Chosen is the key word here, which is why he deserves it even more.
ETA: For OP, 6’1, 195. Former state champion powerlifter from my high school days since we’re bragging about shite from over a decade ago. Difference is, I’ve continued to have respect for my health
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:05 pm to SavageOrangeJug
It isn't Josh's fault. I would be shame eating a lot too if I was Tennessee's coach.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:06 pm to Colonel Ingus
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88% chance OP is fatter than Heupel
Yep, someone definitely is getting self-conscious about the talk about Heupel’s morbid obesity
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:06 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Please post:
1. Your actual height and weight
5'8 165 and I don't have access to a nutrition center, SEC caliber weight facility or strength and conditioning coach. I've also struggled with weight issues all my life but I'm out there running at 4 in the morning to stay in the best shape possible.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:07 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:09 pm to TigerLunatik
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TigerLunatik
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:11 pm to BLG
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just looks bad when you're a fat slob
It looks even worse to be a fat slob dressed in orange. But I guess there is a history of that.. .
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:12 pm to TigerLunatik
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5'8 165 and I don't have access to a nutrition center, SEC caliber weight facility or strength and conditioning coach. I've also struggled with weight issues all my life but I'm out there running at 4 in the morning to stay in the best shape possible.
Stetson Bennett is that you?
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:12 pm to SavageOrangeJug
I'm not fat or insecure because of the size of my dick. Sucks to be you.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:27 pm to junkfunky
5'3"...128 lbs. Just a little bigger than Saban.
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