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re: For my 5000th post: Making fun of EVERY SEC team
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:19 am to rockytop627
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:19 am to rockytop627
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Florida: it's been 6 years and counting since the Gators had a serviceable QB that didn't use steroids. Their offense is a chronic dumpster fire, and they lost their last 3 games with an average margin of defeat of 24 points. And let's not forget the 4-8 season in 2013 complete with a loss to a Ga Southern team that completed 0 passes in the game.
And yet we still beat the Vo11s all 6 years and 5 more before that. So a line needs to be added to your statement about UT,
quote:WE ARE FLORIDA AND ALABAMA's LITTLE BITCHES.
Tennessee: they are trying very hard to build a reputation as the Penn State of the South, and it's totally humiliating. The Vols had a ridiculously terrible stretch for a Big 6 team between 08 and 14, and Derek Dooley had more losses to Vandy and UK than he had wins over ranked teams at UT. Also the Gators and Tide have combined for a laughable 20 straight wins over UT (11 and 9.)
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:21 am to rockytop627
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Arkansas: their coach gets an awful lot of hype for having a 17-20 (7-17) record at Arky. The Toledo loss wasn't even their worst in the last few years, they also lost to ULM. The Piggies are 8-24 in SEC play in the last 4 years.
Like the Vols can talk about having a coach with a coach
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:29 am to rockytop627
The worst thing you can say about South Carolina is Citadel? I've seen much more br00tal attacks honestly.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:30 am to CarolinaGamecock99
To anyone who downvoted the thread, I really don't care. This doesn't bother me in the slightest. I guarantee the last thing on my mind when I woke up this morning was my upvote/downvote ratio on my thread from the previous night. Sorry to anyone who though it would be some golden comedic display.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:30 am to rockytop627
You
We could tell by the lack of humor and creativity in your post. For post number 5100, do a bunch of porn. You'll make amends quickly if you do.
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I guarantee the last thing on my mind when I woke up this morning was my upvote/downvote ratio on my thread from the previous night
We could tell by the lack of humor and creativity in your post. For post number 5100, do a bunch of porn. You'll make amends quickly if you do.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 10:32 am
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:31 am to rockytop627
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To anyone who downvoted the thread, I really don't care. This doesn't bother me in the slightest. I guarantee the last thing on my mind when I woke up this morning was my upvote/downvote ratio on my thread from the previous night. Sorry to anyone who though it would be some golden comedic display.
If you really didn't care at all then you wouldn't of said any of this
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:34 am to roadGator
Have an upvote. I got 12 straight, uninterrupted hours of sleep, and I woke up feeling great. My jimmies are God-level unrustlable right now.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:35 am to rockytop627
you need to move on to your next post.nuff said 
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:35 am to rockiee
Take an upvote as well, my good friend.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:36 am to rockytop627
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Take an upvote as well, my good friend.
Thanks, I love internet points
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:38 am to rockytop627
I'd be groggy as frick with 12 hours of sleep
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:38 am to rockytop627
I was excited to see your diss on SC and that was all you could come up with? I was actually disappointed.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:39 am to rockytop627
I'd be groggy as frick with 12 hours of sleep
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:50 am to rockytop627
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Feel free to read them all, or just pick the ones that are to your liking.
You earned your 5000 posts. You know we don't want to read all that shite.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 10:50 am to southpawcock
I'm in a good mood so I'll do one just for you.
South Carolina: they're so bad of a program historically that their best coach ever had only 1 SEC east title and nothing more. He later bailed on his own team because it was so shitty he couldn't stand it anymore.They had a period in the late 90's and early 00's where they were lucky to win a single game in a season. And they just hired Will Muschamp, who failed epically at a school that actually has some history of success.
South Carolina: they're so bad of a program historically that their best coach ever had only 1 SEC east title and nothing more. He later bailed on his own team because it was so shitty he couldn't stand it anymore.They had a period in the late 90's and early 00's where they were lucky to win a single game in a season. And they just hired Will Muschamp, who failed epically at a school that actually has some history of success.
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