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Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:09 pm to fibonaccisquared
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:09 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Great book. I sold into the organization that runs their public speaking seminars last year for several million.
Not so humble brag. We got a big shot in this thread everyone.
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Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:23 pm to GatorBait24
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Not so humble brag
You're either so dumb that you didn't catch that it was a not-so-subtle indirect jab in your direction or you picked up on it and it rustled you so much that this was your reaction.
For someone who is supposedly "just trolling at this point and don’t give two shits about the substance of what you’re saying" you sure are hanging on my every word.
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I don’t really care In July before the games start, I’m still responding because you’re amusing. I’ll get bored eventually just like I do with your wife.
Back to the well... it was a shite joke the first 2 times. At this point it just sounds desperate. Head on over to Peg Legs, have a Bushwacker, maybe some Spicy Lafitte oysters, a Poboy, and sleep it off.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:28 pm to GatorBait24
God damn. Even for a self-admitted troll, you sure are fricking horrible at maintaining your image.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:40 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Back to the well... it was a shite joke the first 2 times. At this point it just sounds desperate. Head on over to Peg Legs, have a Bushwacker, maybe some Spicy Lafitte oysters, a Poboy, and sleep it off.
I wish I have a shellfish allergy it’s why I can’t go down on you know who. Good suggestions though.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:43 pm to dawgdayafternoon
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od damn. Even for a self-admitted troll, you sure are fricking horrible at maintaining your image
Image? What part of my incoherent rambles makes you think I give two shits about an image? I only care about making this thread insufferably stupid. Am I not succeeding? This thread will be dead by 8.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:44 pm to fibonaccisquared
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You're either so dumb that you didn't catch that it was a not-so-subtle indirect jab in your direction or you picked up on it and it rustled you so much that this was your reaction.
Probably the former. That or you’re terrible at jabbing.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:45 pm to Bulldogblitz
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Damn some folks are mad at their moms
You’re just mad your mom wasn’t invited.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:48 pm to GatorBait24
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You’re just mad your mom wasn’t invited
Nah. Just wonder why your mom wont stop calling me. I told her last month that I threw her bra out.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:49 pm to Bulldogblitz
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Nah. Just wonder why your mom wont stop calling me.
Well that’s a softball question. She’s a whore.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:51 pm to Bulldogblitz
It's beer 30 fellas. Time to punch out and we can do this all over again later. Enjoy your Friday night boyaz!
Cheers Everybody!
Gatorbait enjoy your Friday night sir! You fought the good fight. Sumbitches have us outnumbered, but we do what we can.
I will be enjoying some German beer made by a gentleman named Adolphus.
Cheers Everybody!
Gatorbait enjoy your Friday night sir! You fought the good fight. Sumbitches have us outnumbered, but we do what we can.
I will be enjoying some German beer made by a gentleman named Adolphus.
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:57 pm to GatorBait24
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GatorBait24
Time to step away from the thread for a little while...we know your pissed your coach is having a bad offseason. Maybe you can go talk to UFMatt and he can make you feel better about the chances of you guys beating Georgia in JAX.
It’s the weekend. Nothing bad can happen to Florida football this weekend right? Relax.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:59 pm to GruvenDawg
Posted on 7/12/19 at 5:59 pm to GatorBait24
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Am I not succeeding? This thread will be dead by 8.
Your last 22 posts have been in this thread which has been and still is a thread that is successfully trolling UF fans. (wow.. it's actually more than 30 of your last 40...) I'd say for someone who thinks they're trolling, you've bit down so hard on the bait in this thread, you forgot what you were trying to do. Frankly, it's impressive. Keep up the good work...
The thread has been going on for 1300+ posts and more than 2 months. It's survived shitty posts from the likes of straws and UFLMatt... you're hardly a significant change...
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insufferably stupid.
You do bring that to the table in spades...
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I wish I have a shellfish allergy it’s why I can’t go down on you know who
We back to being twelve again? Like this is some seriously corny shite. Like dad joke level stuff... Maybe we've got it all wrong. Maybe you've never smelled a pussy because you like dudes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:02 pm to fibonaccisquared
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Your last 22 posts
Here you go, you need this more than I do.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:03 pm to bigDgator
It wasn’t, but i just popped my first beer and wanted to have a little fun.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:06 pm to bigDgator
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Sumbitches have us outnumbered, but we do what we can
A Gator with a little fight, I like it
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:14 pm to bigDgator
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Here you go, you need this more than I do.
C'mon bigD... y'all don't have craft beer down in your neck of the woods? I thought Texas had some solid breweries? Isn't Jester King down there?
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:20 pm to fibonaccisquared
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craft beer
I hate it so much and my buddies are always dragging me to these places. Can I just drink my race car beer por favor?
Actually some of that shite is pretty good and I hate telling them that because I don't want them to be right.
I have always been of the mind that all this stupid arse craft beer foolishness is a poor man's wine snob.
I'm sure I am wrong on that as well.
This post was edited on 7/12/19 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 7/12/19 at 6:25 pm to bigDgator
2nd beer down and feeling pretty good. Apologizing for spelling and grammar from this point on.
Posted on 7/12/19 at 7:06 pm to bigDgator
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2nd beer down and feeling pretty good
Come back when you finish your 5th one, that's when this thread will get fun
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