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First annual LSU vs. Alabama melt awards

Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted by LSUgrad08112
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:41 pm
The Vitale Award (most eager to cling to past accomplishments to offset the pain of Saturday’s loss): Goombaw

The Lance Armstrong Award (most evenly sustained melt with the least downtime): Goldtide1

The Adrian Larose Briskey Award (most likely to harm himself or others): antibarner

The Lindbergh Baby Award (for high achievement in disappearing without a trace, possibly forever): Tuscaloosa

The Bruce Jenner Award (for rooting for 2 teams at once while being a member of the LGBTQ community): texag7

The Amy Schumer Award (for outstanding achievement in being dislikable and arrogant while simultaneously having very below-average-in-substance posts): MykTide

The Pandy Fackler Award (the equivalent of the Heisman Trophy of melting, for his contribution to this thread starting on page 3): Pandy Fackler

These guys are really putting on a show for the rant let’s give them all a big thank you for the top notch entertainment and desperate coping over the last few days. Feel free to weigh in if there are any I’ve forgotten, it’s hard to keep track with so many lil Alabama fellas trying to pretend that they’re ok right now
This post was edited on 11/12/19 at 6:39 pm
Posted by LSUJML
BR
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Posted by Tigerdog5
RTWFY
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Posted by Carl Tuckerson
The wind-swept plains
Member since Oct 2019
1026 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:44 pm to
The names are golden. Keep these going for subsequent years no matter who wins.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35929 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:46 pm to
Congratulations @AntiBrainer @Goombaw @Goldtide2!

You earned it!
Posted by EasternShoreTider
Fairhope, AL
Member since Oct 2018
988 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:46 pm to
hahaha that's epic. Well done.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:47 pm to
Does anybody have a compilation video of McKinney & Diggs getting embarrassed for 4 quarters?
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to
Excellent stuff.

But, I’m really concerned about the ones we haven’t heard from.

The federal gubment should be sending in caravans if mental health professionals....

It’s going to get ugly over the next several weeks.
Posted by 337Tigah
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Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to
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Goombaw


Fake baw.
Posted by 00 Tech Grad
My homestead, AL
Member since Nov 2009
10694 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to
Has anyone seen Pandy Fackler since Saturday?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted by jmon
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Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
14144 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:03 pm to
You forgot to add texag7 . There isn’t a bigger Bama fan on this site
Posted by neauxlaa
Member since Oct 2018
938 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:16 pm to
Have an upvote.

Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36205 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:20 pm to
I agree with the first three, but Tuscaloosa was one of the first to come congratulate LSU on winning.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:21 pm to
It’s easy to be humble in defeat
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73470 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

The Vitale Award (most eager to cling to past accomplishments to offset the pain of Saturday’s loss): Goombaw

The Lance Armstrong Award (most evenly sustained melt with the least downtime): Goldtide1

The Adrian Larose Briskey Award (most likely to harm himself or others): antibarner

The Lindbergh Baby Award (for high achievement in disappearing without a trace, possibly forever): Tuscaloosa


This post was edited on 11/12/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by YungBuck
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2017
1748 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:22 pm to
Do the Faggies who dick ride the Gumps get any hardware??














Since you know their football team can't
Posted by Jmonsta2243
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
1323 posts
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:23 pm to
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