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First annual LSU vs. Alabama melt awards
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:41 pm
The Vitale Award (most eager to cling to past accomplishments to offset the pain of Saturday’s loss): Goombaw
The Lance Armstrong Award (most evenly sustained melt with the least downtime): Goldtide1
The Adrian Larose Briskey Award (most likely to harm himself or others): antibarner
The Lindbergh Baby Award (for high achievement in disappearing without a trace, possibly forever): Tuscaloosa
The Bruce Jenner Award (for rooting for 2 teams at once while being a member of the LGBTQ community): texag7
The Amy Schumer Award (for outstanding achievement in being dislikable and arrogant while simultaneously having very below-average-in-substance posts): MykTide
The Pandy Fackler Award (the equivalent of the Heisman Trophy of melting, for his contribution to this thread starting on page 3): Pandy Fackler
These guys are really putting on a show for the rant let’s give them all a big thank you for the top notch entertainment and desperate coping over the last few days. Feel free to weigh in if there are any I’ve forgotten, it’s hard to keep track with so many lil Alabama fellas trying to pretend that they’re ok right now
The Lance Armstrong Award (most evenly sustained melt with the least downtime): Goldtide1
The Adrian Larose Briskey Award (most likely to harm himself or others): antibarner
The Lindbergh Baby Award (for high achievement in disappearing without a trace, possibly forever): Tuscaloosa
The Bruce Jenner Award (for rooting for 2 teams at once while being a member of the LGBTQ community): texag7
The Amy Schumer Award (for outstanding achievement in being dislikable and arrogant while simultaneously having very below-average-in-substance posts): MykTide
The Pandy Fackler Award (the equivalent of the Heisman Trophy of melting, for his contribution to this thread starting on page 3): Pandy Fackler
These guys are really putting on a show for the rant let’s give them all a big thank you for the top notch entertainment and desperate coping over the last few days. Feel free to weigh in if there are any I’ve forgotten, it’s hard to keep track with so many lil Alabama fellas trying to pretend that they’re ok right now
This post was edited on 11/12/19 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:44 pm to LSUgrad08112
The names are golden. Keep these going for subsequent years no matter who wins.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:46 pm to LSUgrad08112
Congratulations @AntiBrainer @Goombaw @Goldtide2!
You earned it!
You earned it!
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:46 pm to LSUgrad08112
hahaha that's epic. Well done.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:47 pm to LSUgrad08112
Does anybody have a compilation video of McKinney & Diggs getting embarrassed for 4 quarters?
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to LSUgrad08112
Excellent stuff.
But, I’m really concerned about the ones we haven’t heard from.
The federal gubment should be sending in caravans if mental health professionals....
It’s going to get ugly over the next several weeks.
But, I’m really concerned about the ones we haven’t heard from.
The federal gubment should be sending in caravans if mental health professionals....
It’s going to get ugly over the next several weeks.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to LSUgrad08112
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Goombaw
Fake baw.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 12:48 pm to LSUgrad08112
Has anyone seen Pandy Fackler since Saturday?
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:03 pm to LSUgrad08112
You forgot to add texag7 . There isn’t a bigger Bama fan on this site
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:20 pm to LSUgrad08112
I agree with the first three, but Tuscaloosa was one of the first to come congratulate LSU on winning.
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:21 pm to Froman
It’s easy to be humble in defeat
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:22 pm to LSUgrad08112
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The Vitale Award (most eager to cling to past accomplishments to offset the pain of Saturday’s loss): Goombaw
The Lance Armstrong Award (most evenly sustained melt with the least downtime): Goldtide1
The Adrian Larose Briskey Award (most likely to harm himself or others): antibarner
The Lindbergh Baby Award (for high achievement in disappearing without a trace, possibly forever): Tuscaloosa
This post was edited on 11/12/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 11/12/19 at 1:22 pm to LSUgrad08112
Do the Faggies who dick ride the Gumps get any hardware??
Since you know their football team can't
Since you know their football team can't
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