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Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:47 pm to reggierayreb
I failed. 
epic derp.
epic derp.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:50 pm to McManus
Has anybody taken the time to read the whole thing? :motherofgodgif:
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:52 pm to UMRealist
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Has anybody taken the time to read the whole thing? :motherofgodgif:
I am putting together a 33 page report that includes all the "facts" not just the made up ones. I already sent half of it into the NCAA via fax. I'll post it here when I am finished. it even includes flow chart for the illiterate
This post was edited on 7/25/13 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 7/25/13 at 1:05 pm to LA kid but AU fan
If I were a Bama fan I was just admit it and say tough shite. It is clear that this goes on so no reson to debabte it. If LSU got an easy schedule and Bama got screwed - LSU fans wouldn't act like its not easier. It simply is.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 1:21 pm to McManus
Gumps be gumpin.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 2:07 pm to joeyb147
When you're not one of the top teams it only makes sense that you're going to play more of the top teams because you're not one of them. I guess you're too f****** stupid to figure that out. Auburn and Arkansas both have to play LSU, a&m and Alabama. But as we said this has nothing to do with the bridge schedule.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 2:38 pm to XbengalTiger
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When you're not one of the top teams it only makes sense that you're going to play more of the top teams because you're not one of them. I guess you're too f****** stupid to figure that out. Auburn and Arkansas both have to play LSU, a&m and Alabama. But as we said this has nothing to do with the bridge schedule.
Or just maybe when you are trying to skew stuff and wow the blind, you leave stuff off that might makes your delusions look incredible.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 2:47 pm to NYCAuburn
quote:This is bullshite... Played Florida 4 times over that time. Also, played UGA twice and USCe twice. So that is 3 teams accounting for 8 games over your cherry picked 4 years.
2008-2011 you played two teams with a winning record from the east.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 2:51 pm to NYCAuburn
This is the dumbest thread . . . ever. Or at the very least, up there with the ATPB thread. For someone to actually sit down and write this up is kinda scary. He is genuinely and accurately what fans here correctly refer to as an Updyke.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 2:57 pm to Bham4Tide
I scanned the OP's "theory" and was disappointed that he didn't mention the preferential treatment that Auburn and Alabama get from SEC officials on the field. Or the cigar incident....or jumping on the eye.....or the chop block on Glenn Dorsey.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:01 pm to AUCatfish
Until I get a flowchart, like ATPB, I will not acknowledge this conspiracy theory as valid.
get on this LSU fans!
get on this LSU fans!
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:03 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Until I get a flowchart, like ATPB, I will not acknowledge this conspiracy theory as valid.
get on this LSU fans!
And they need to get tuna on here posting "facts", until then, this is a weak effort on the conspiracy front.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:15 pm to XbengalTiger
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This is bullshite... Played Florida 4 times over that time. Also, played UGA twice and USCe twice. So that is 3 teams accounting for 8 games over your cherry picked 4 years.
Sorry I guess it was winning sec records. sorry I was just doing the exact same thing someone(op, maybe
) is doing. Isn't great when you leave stuff out of a statement? it makes it look so much more profound 
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:23 pm to XbengalTiger
quote:And LSU has to play UF, Alabama, & A&M. That has nothing to do with the bridge schedule yet it sure as hell made it into the OP.
Auburn and Arkansas both have to play LSU, a&m and Alabama. But as we said this has nothing to do with the bridge schedule.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:31 pm to NYCAuburn
quote:It was winning SEC record from 2005-2011 (Miles tenure with 2 rotational opponents). UGA 2008 & UT 2006.
Sorry I guess it was winning sec records. sorry I was just doing the exact same thing someone(op, maybe ) is doing. Isn't great when you leave stuff out of a statement? it makes it look so much more profound
Auburn has played 5 teams with winning conference records on their rotating schedules in that time. Alabama has played 6.
Including permenant opponents, LSU has played 7 games against east opponents with a winning conference record from 2005-2011. Auburn 9. Alabama 8.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:34 pm to joeyb147
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Including permenant opponents, LSU has played 7 games against east opponents with a winning conference record from 2005-2011. Auburn 9. Alabama 8.
fricking bias. I have already written a few more pages of my thesis. They[NCAA] will soon be enlightened to the "benefits" LSU gets.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:35 pm to McManus
Wow
How did I miss this big ball of crazy yesterday
How did I miss this big ball of crazy yesterday
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:46 pm to McManus
All I read is "blah blah I'm a gaping pussy aching for a 12 inch cock blah blah"
I've never seen a fan base bitch and whine about conspiracy theories/me against the world bullshite as much as LSU. Especially one that is considered one of the country's top programs year in and year out. I mean for fricks sakes guys, you can't win it all every year.... Well.......
I've never seen a fan base bitch and whine about conspiracy theories/me against the world bullshite as much as LSU. Especially one that is considered one of the country's top programs year in and year out. I mean for fricks sakes guys, you can't win it all every year.... Well.......
Posted on 7/25/13 at 3:50 pm to joeyb147
I love the rant...it is so entertaining. You cannot pay for comedy like this!
To the Auburn people: You guys have bigger issues than this to deal with. Y'all have lost trash talking rights until you can at least get to .500 in the conference again. Come back when you are relevant.
To the Alabama people: You have to admit that your team has benefited from a few lucky breaks in the 3 titles in 4 years run:
1. We will never know what would have happened if Colt McCoy did not get hurt in that game. It certainly made things a lot easier.
2. It took a massive laying of eggs by Oklahoma State for you to get into the title game against LSU. They lost at Iowa Friggin State. Iowa Friggin State!.
3. Last season, look what had to happen to get you into that game:
(a) Ohio State was a bunch of cheaters
(b) Oregon's offense no-showed at home against Stanford. Their offensive output last year: 57, 42, 63, 49, 51, 52, 43, 70, 62, 59, 14, 48, 35. One of these things is not like the other.
(c) Kansas State saw the trip to Waco on their schedule, and just decided to go party elsewhere instead. #1 team lost to a Baylor team that finished 8-5 52-24. Jimminy Crickets.
I am not going to say that the SEC office conspired to give Alabama an easier schedule by giving the Tide a game against Kentucky instead of Georgia, and sending LSU to Georgia. If they did that, someone would squeal. I will say that Alabama caught a break, something that you Tide people have capitalized on the last 2 years. That is what champions do...someone makes a mistake and champions find a way to make things work for them. But in the last 2 years, God has been an Alabama fan, no question.
To the LSU fans: Shut up. The Whining is embarassing. Stop bitching about playing Georgia, and lets go beat Georgia.
To the Auburn people: You guys have bigger issues than this to deal with. Y'all have lost trash talking rights until you can at least get to .500 in the conference again. Come back when you are relevant.
To the Alabama people: You have to admit that your team has benefited from a few lucky breaks in the 3 titles in 4 years run:
1. We will never know what would have happened if Colt McCoy did not get hurt in that game. It certainly made things a lot easier.
2. It took a massive laying of eggs by Oklahoma State for you to get into the title game against LSU. They lost at Iowa Friggin State. Iowa Friggin State!.
3. Last season, look what had to happen to get you into that game:
(a) Ohio State was a bunch of cheaters
(b) Oregon's offense no-showed at home against Stanford. Their offensive output last year: 57, 42, 63, 49, 51, 52, 43, 70, 62, 59, 14, 48, 35. One of these things is not like the other.
(c) Kansas State saw the trip to Waco on their schedule, and just decided to go party elsewhere instead. #1 team lost to a Baylor team that finished 8-5 52-24. Jimminy Crickets.
I am not going to say that the SEC office conspired to give Alabama an easier schedule by giving the Tide a game against Kentucky instead of Georgia, and sending LSU to Georgia. If they did that, someone would squeal. I will say that Alabama caught a break, something that you Tide people have capitalized on the last 2 years. That is what champions do...someone makes a mistake and champions find a way to make things work for them. But in the last 2 years, God has been an Alabama fan, no question.
To the LSU fans: Shut up. The Whining is embarassing. Stop bitching about playing Georgia, and lets go beat Georgia.
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