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re: Favorite way to sneak alcohol into ballgames?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:36 pm to AUbagman
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:36 pm to AUbagman
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"No one messes with your tampons!"
Just be sure if you're a guy to look at them and say, "What I'm transitioning! Don't judge me!" My guess is you will be waved through any checkpoint fast with no further searching.
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:43 pm to LSUNV
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Not a big crown fan but it resembles urine very closely
In taste.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:44 pm to LegendOfCobb
Crown is LITERALLY UnAmerican
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:44 pm to Glorious
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My buddy has basically fit a liquor cabinet in his Barbour jacket to a game
It's an underrated strategy. The hidden pocket in the zippers is badass, but so is the game pocket in the back.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:45 pm to LSUNV
You need a qt of Gibbys Gin a length of iv tube and a iv clamp.
Drill a hole the size of the tube into the bottle cap put in the iv tube and JBWeld it in place. You do this before opening weekend, and you only have to do it once because you save that cap to use thru out the season.
Here is the best part. You need a girl friend or a girl you can rent, and have her insert the bottle into here booty. Have her wear a couple of pairs of tight panties.
She can run the tube down her leg. That seens to be the less painful way.
I always mixed it with a coke as it is bad form to drink straight out of the bottle.
You try it next year and let me know how well it worked for you. Your welcome.
Ps. The girl needs a xxl size booty.
Drill a hole the size of the tube into the bottle cap put in the iv tube and JBWeld it in place. You do this before opening weekend, and you only have to do it once because you save that cap to use thru out the season.
Here is the best part. You need a girl friend or a girl you can rent, and have her insert the bottle into here booty. Have her wear a couple of pairs of tight panties.
She can run the tube down her leg. That seens to be the less painful way.
I always mixed it with a coke as it is bad form to drink straight out of the bottle.
You try it next year and let me know how well it worked for you. Your welcome.
Ps. The girl needs a xxl size booty.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:46 pm to LegendOfCobb
my stomach
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:54 pm to beaver
quote:UT fan?
stick a whiskey bottle up my butt
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:56 pm to dallasga6
Naw, UT fans stick with wine up the arse
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:56 pm to jb4
buy one these for 70 cents, empty capri sun, fill with desired alcohol:
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:58 pm to LegendOfCobb
Has anyone actually had trouble getting alcohol into a game? As a student at Bama, they didn't care unless you were dressed like you were in a frat. I don't think I was patted down more than once or twice. I always took a few minis and never had any trouble. I've never been patted down since I've been sitting in a Tide Pride section. I've taken alcohol into most SEC stadiums and have never had trouble.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 3:58 pm to VFL1800FPD
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Naw, UT fans stick with wine up the arse
Just our fratboys. Then again, never trust a fratboy when it comes to alcohol consumption.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:00 pm to touchdownattack
At UT, they were kinda strict on this. The safest way I came up with was dividing my liquor into two water bottles about halfway through, squeeze them til the airs our, untie your shoes (I have pretty big feet), and slide them under your feet in your shoes. You have to walk kinda funny, so I suggest waiting til youre just about to walk in, and you have to be really careful not to pop the bottles.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:05 pm to VFL1800FPD
Never even been frisked walking into any game other than into the Bama student section. Guess I dress like a frat boy 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:05 pm to VFL1800FPD
Back when in the early 90's when I was in T town the preferred method was ziplock bags
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:07 pm to mattloc
Do I want to know where those ziplock bags were hidden?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:22 pm to LegendOfCobb
Just put a bottle in my back pocket. It's super easy to get booze in to Sanford.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:37 pm to LegendOfCobb
In my stomach. Usually down a couple pints of Absolut during tailgating. 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:46 pm to GIbson05
This is one of the coolest things I have seen.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:53 pm to Dplymkr88
The flask tie.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:55 pm to LegendOfCobb
floppy flask for sure
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