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re: Elite 8 Worst Alabama Posters - VOTE!
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Please add me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:08 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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It appears me calling you out for being an awful poster has gotten to you. Good to know!
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:23 pm to TideSaint
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Should we be honored that this is the only matchup between two actual posters?
Yeah because each of you are probably on this list 4 other times each.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:29 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Someone really needs to start one of these threads every morning at approximately 6:30 a.m. (CST).
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:44 pm to JamalMurry27
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tournament is shite... where am
This tournament is for Alabama posters.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:57 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Pettifogger
Could have sworn he is an Auburn fan that is way too gracious with his rival. Wow
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I feel honored to be included alongside so many legendary individuals.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Kaitlan Collins
I was in school with KC and it was traumatizing
Kaitlan Collins once cornered me in an empty Reese Phifer stairwell and pushed me against the wall. With her right hand, she pulled a bloody tampon from between her legs (obviously wasn't wearing underwear) and said "I know what you like you little fig boy, and I'll give it better to you than you'll ever know again".
She turned me around and shoved the tampon in and out of my a-hole. I was noticeably crying at this point. After what felt like an eternity, she threw the tampon on the floor and I glanced back to look at her.
She smirked, turned and let out a massive wet fart (I'd be surprised if she didn't shite herself but I'm sure that's what she wanted in the first place) Before she walked out, she said, coldly, "your mother will die in her sleep if you don't respond to this post"
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 5:49 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:39 pm to Bama Bird
Relevant to the subject, I am the worst Alabama poster. I add absolutely nothing to this board.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:54 pm to Bama Bird
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Alabama Posters
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add absolutely nothing to this board.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:14 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Alters have been pinpointed, Chicken:
Mojo Risin, captdalton, cajunbama, RollTideRavens, anti-barner, Marktastic, bamameister need to be deleted.
The Alabama Mod has declared it so.
Read my post again. Slowly. So you can comprehend it.
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:37 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Mojo Risin vs Kaitlan Collins
David Duke vs Henry Ruggs
captdalton vs Doug Jones
Tuscaloosa vs Tide Saint
Pettifogger vs cajunbama
Brandon Miller vs RollTideRavens
anti-barner vs Satan
Marktastic vs bamameister
Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Good luck
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:16 pm to Bama Bird
You have to set goals. Start with an easily obtainable goal. Piss off an LSU fan. It is easy, just post that the 2019 LSU team is not the best ever. The next day, set a goal of pissing off an LSU fan and an Auburn fan. Build on your successes.
I have faith in you and expect great things from you.
I have faith in you and expect great things from you.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:37 pm to Bama Bird
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Relevant to the subject, I am the worst Alabama poster. I add absolutely nothing to this board.
You are by far not the worst. (Unless that was your goal, in which care I'll agree with you).
Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:58 pm to Bama Bird
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I am the worst Alabama poster.
Not even close.
Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Mojo Risin vs Kaitlan Collins
Davis Duke vs Henry Ruggs ????
captdalton vs Doug Jones
Tuscaloosa vs Tide Saint
Pettifogger vs cajunbama
Brandon Miller vs RollTideRavens
anti-barner vs Satan
Marktastic vs bamameister
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Davis Duke vs Henry Ruggs ????
captdalton vs Doug Jones
Tuscaloosa vs Tide Saint
Pettifogger vs cajunbama
Brandon Miller vs RollTideRavens
anti-barner vs Satan
Marktastic vs bamameister
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 8:52 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If you pr-icks are going to nominate me, at least have the good sense to get my name right..
It's Antibarner.....NOT AntI-barner. I should start calling you Von-ner. I mean read your Bible man.
The Antichrist doesn't use a hyphen and everyone knows Willy Taylor's his alter. You wouldn't screw with Willy like that.
By the way, everyone voting for me? frick you very much,
It's Antibarner.....NOT AntI-barner. I should start calling you Von-ner. I mean read your Bible man.
The Antichrist doesn't use a hyphen and everyone knows Willy Taylor's his alter. You wouldn't screw with Willy like that.
By the way, everyone voting for me? frick you very much,
This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:23 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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