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Does Sam Pittman have a nickname yet?

Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:33 am
Posted by Webster Gradney Jr
10950 Darryl Dr
Member since Dec 2019
302 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:33 am
It seems Arkansas has a rich tradition of nicknames for their head coaches (Bret Bielema was “Bert”, Chad Morris was “Chadillac”)

I propose that Sam Pittman be known as “Armpitt” or “Bert 2.0”
Posted by basspig
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2019
157 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:43 am to
Sumo Sam
Pitbelly
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 7:08 am
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 6:54 am to
Samborghini
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20483 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:11 am to
The Walrus
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:16 am to
Yes Sir!
Posted by Kraven Moorehed
Franklin
Member since Dec 2015
2325 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:18 am to
Tits
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:22 am to
It’ll prob end up being “ No Sirrreeee”
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:50 am to
Bert 2.0 was used for Matt Luke. You can't recycle a good nickname like that.

We will take "Armpitt" into consideration though.

Moving forward I nominate "Fat Elvis" as Lane Kiffin's new nickname.

I would ask for someone to photo shop him into rhinestone jumpsuit but I'm pretty sure Lane would put one on if someone asked.
Posted by Stewart12
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
256 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:54 am to
1. Lard arse
2. Cheeseburger
3. Bert squared
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 7:56 am to
He is Pittboss you jackwagons.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:00 am to
quote:

He is Pittboss you jackwagons.




Pittboss has a good ring to it.
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
3560 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

1. Lard arse 2. Cheeseburger 3. Bert squared


Don’t get all the fat jokes. Let’s face it, 95 percent of the rant can be classified as below:

50+ years old
Fat
Divorced
Not college educated



Can fat people call other people fat?
Posted by Pacito
Member since Jan 2013
1222 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:48 am to
Sammy “Big Breast” Pittman. Said in Bruce Buffer’s voice.
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13406 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:49 am to
Sleepy sam
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:53 am to


Mammary Sam
Posted by AUveritas
Member since Aug 2013
2918 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:54 am to
Tittman
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Can fat people call other people fat?


If they say my fatta.
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:54 am to
Titboss
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7257 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:56 am to
If he fails to turn it around:

Silly. Sam for thinking he could change things for the better
Or
Pitiful Pittman because of his record

If he does turn them around and get an SEC win or two
Sammm Piggy
Or
Pit Boss Pittman
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 8:56 am to
Sam Sam the big titty man.
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