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re: Do we have anyone here that can't count and has zero moral compass?

Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:33 am to
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captdalton This guy would be perfect!


I’m pretty sure he’s grandfathered in as one of the worst poster candidates.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
27105 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:55 am to
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If so, you're probably the one to run the best and worst poster tourneys this year. Duddley has summer school classes, so he's too busy. If anyone has experience rigging elections or stuffing ballot boxes, please submit your qualifications here.


I'd think most of Poli Board fits that criteria.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7980 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 11:40 am to
If not for my ex-wife I’d have never passed college algebra.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:36 pm to
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It’s not that I don’t have a moral compass, I just don’t care.

That's good enough in my book. Now start the contest.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
5212 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 2:31 pm to
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Can count to 20 as well and sometimes 21 when I get excited.


You would be an excellent choice, perhaps too clean for these particular contests though.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 6:32 pm to
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too clean for these particular contests though.

This
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
110129 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:22 pm to
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can't count and has zero moral compass

This sounds like it should be a bumper sticker on the saddle bags of Harry's Schwinn. It could be his campaign slogan.
This post was edited on 7/10/26 at 7:24 pm
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20640 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 7:55 pm to
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Can't count
Auburn grad
quote:

Zero moral compass
Tennessee fan
quote:

Rigs elections/stuff ballot boxes
Democrat


That's who you're looking for OP.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
56223 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:17 pm to
An Auburn grad from Tennessee who votes democrat. Sign him up.
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
2151 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 1:56 am to
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ex-wife

…= x-yf =?? Dang algebra is hard!
Posted by Marcelo Lavanda
Manaus, Amazonas
Member since Oct 2024
519 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 2:18 am to
I think I'm a lock for best poster
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4404 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 6:38 am to
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Do we have anyone here that can't count and has zero moral compass?

You're looking for a Lawyer.
This post was edited on 7/11/26 at 7:03 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:50 am to
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29782 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 11:21 pm to
How high do I have to count and should I do it while walking a straight line officer?
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
16544 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 11:34 pm to
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captdalton
SEC Rant Virgin Geek Troll and demon possessed attention whore Captain Howdy.

Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
5939 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 11:44 pm to
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Do we have anyone here that can't count and has zero moral compass?


I thought SEC stood for sub-educated cretins at least when it pertains to tRANT
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