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re: Dark Lord Saban and dread son, Tua about to break college football

Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:37 pm to
When will gumps realize nobody outside of Tuscaloosa, a few bandwagoners, and ESPN likes bama?

You have an incredibly talented and exciting QB to lead an offense potentially almost as good as your defense, which is INSANE, and yet I care less about bama this year than ever before. You don't matter until we play you.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33182 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:40 pm to
You will be crying in your sister's lap.
Again.
Posted by TAFC 5 81
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2017
91 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:43 pm to
Hopefully some team will toss the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Dark Lord Saban and dread son, Tua about to break college football


I normally prefer to temper my comments about Alabama football, but in this case you are probably correct. A professional odds maker in Las vegas had this to say about Bama's offense:

"Nick Saban’s offense has been unbelievable, but the defense has kept the ball in their hands by allowing 300 yards and 9.3 points against per game. With the ball in his hands so often, Tua Tagovailoa has compiled a sickening 233.3 QB rating on 12.92 yards per attempt and a 72 percent completion rate.

When Saban feels like taking it easy on the opposition, he will go to “backup” QB Jalen Hurts. Hurts has thrown for four touchdowns and a 182.3 QB rating. Jerry Jeudy has been the favorite target of the quarterbacks, making 11 receptions for 287 yards – with six of those 11 for touchdowns.

There was a lot of talk about Ole Miss being able to cover or potentially upset the Tide in Week 3. Alabama won 62-7."


He goes on to make this comment:

Twenty-seven points is a very, very large spread against a ranked school, but there’s just no evidence so far that Alabama isn’t at least three-plus scores better than the rest of the teams in the FBS. LINK
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:03 pm to
The only way it’s being broken is by $
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Yall were better last year and couldnt win the West or the conference.

They've clearly taken a step back this year; they only beat Ole Miss by 55, down from 63 a year ago
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41884 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

We beat the conference champs. Of two different conferences.



Sitting out of SECCG's definitely has helped Bama

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56241 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:07 pm to
Ok sugar pants.

You still back doored it again
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56241 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:08 pm to
See. That means AU whips their arse again,
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25482 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Sitting out of SECCG's definitely has helped Bama



Still stings?

Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41884 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Still stings?


Is it untruth?


Congrats on the W but you're an idiot if you don't think it helped.

Mulligan aside
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41256 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

Lucky for UF, Kentucky already ruined your season, so shouldn't be a rough adjustment.


Well we aren't baby back bitches, so a little adversity is probably good for the soul.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:55 pm to
DV


Roll Tide
Posted by DlineU
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
1584 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:00 pm to
Don't get me wrong I love college football but not so much as Bama fans. They worship the shite! They need it daily in their lives or they will have nothing else to live for. If they lose just once it's like a massive funeral within the state and they become deranged. When they are winning they get unlimited media and publicity but it's never enough. I'm just waiting on shrines and alters for fans to sacrifice their children on, or parents to start naming their kids Saban.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 8:02 pm
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:04 pm to
frickin this all day.Its borderline insane how much CFB means to their fans.I guess that’s why they invest so much money into it
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:06 pm to
Great job man.

Upvote forthwith.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25482 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Don't get me wrong I love college football but not so much as Bama fans. They worship the shite! They need it daily in their lives or they will have nothing else to live for. If they lose just once it's like a massive funeral within the state and they become deranged. When they are winning they get unlimited media and publicity but it's never enough. I'm just waiting on shrines and alters for fans to sacrifice their children on, or parents to start naming their kids Saban.


Very sanctimonious coming from an LSU fan. Go read tigerrant and get back to me.

Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:09 pm to
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God, the bama melt will be so sweet this season.


No no my man. The meltiest of melts will come when alabama wins yet another national championship.

There is no melt so devine.
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:14 pm to
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You have an incredibly talented and exciting QB to lead an offense potentially almost as good as your defense, which is INSANE, and yet I care less about bama this year than ever before. You don't matter until we play you.


And you don't matter before we play you. During or after.
Posted by CaroTiger
South Carolina
Member since May 2011
1198 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:14 pm to
Just when I thought Bama fans could not get any worse, this thread shows up
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