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Dark Lord Saban and dread son, Tua about to break college football

Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:37 pm
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:37 pm
A&M and the rest of you SEC and other conference baws, prepare thy anuses. You can give your soul to God but those anuses? They belong to Saban, Bama D and Tua.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:38 pm to
God, the bama melt will be so sweet this season.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:40 pm to
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God, the bama melt will be so sweet this season.



We probably won't melt for another 3 or 4 years or so - Tua's little brother taking over.
Posted by SanAntoneAg
Alamo City
Member since Dec 2017
1753 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:41 pm to
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prepare thy anuses.


Promise?
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4386 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:41 pm to
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those anuses? They belong to Saban, Bama D and Tua.


Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:42 pm to
We goin' tree level deep.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:44 pm to
I'd say these threads are getting tiresome.

But after how many opposing fans aren't sold on him yet, I say keep em up
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83335 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

God, the bama melt will be so sweet this season.
What Bama melt?

I feel like we take losses pretty fricking well, all things considered.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41073 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:46 pm to
The pussy rule changes will ruin college football, not a team dominating. UCLA basketball probably thought the same thing in 1975.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55183 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:46 pm to
This is your second response thread today

Settle down, it won’t help you on Saturday
Posted by TigerFan4040
Member since Sep 2013
4386 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

The pussy rule changes will ruin college football


Lucky for UF, Kentucky already ruined your season, so shouldn't be a rough adjustment.

Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:49 pm to
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God, the bama melt will be so sweet this season


That doesn't make sense. National champions don't melt.
Posted by VaVetJohnny
Member since Jun 2018
170 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:52 pm to
Wait, what? You like Anuses? And you want us to prepare them for you? TMI, sir, but hey if liking anuses is your thing then hey go for it! We all have our thing.
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 4:53 pm to
OP, this is exactly the type of stuff you see posted right before a team takes a shocking loss. This is CFB.

I hope your team thinks exactly like you do.

You don't understand this, but your team is going to be tested Saturday. You beat us by 8 points last year.

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56179 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:05 pm to
Yall were better last year and couldnt win the West or the conference.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Yall were better last year and couldnt win the West or the conference.



Posted by SabanTheConqueror
Member since Jan 2018
217 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:21 pm to
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Yall were better last year and couldnt win the West or the conference


So? National title is what everyone is playing for.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:23 pm to
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Tua's little brother taking over.

Threw for over 400 and 5 td's last week, I think I read.

edit yep, here it is
LINK
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43317 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Yall were better last year and couldnt win the West or the conference.


We beat the conference champs. Of two different conferences.

Posted by bringit3210
Member since Oct 2010
562 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:27 pm to
So gay but not as gay as the gay A after every bama fan's user name on sec rant.
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