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re: Corch Golesh getting the boys ready on the Plains

Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:01 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
19539 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:01 pm to
Coach Golesh is gonna whip the SEC’s arse and make them say they apologize for any inconvenience.

Learn your new place or off to the gulag.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15196 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:05 pm to
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Nope AD went to big money people and already had the money in the bank before firing Jimbo. That is what schools that are serious about wanting to get better do. Working out well so far. El Ko is 2-0 vs the Barn.
You sound like those gumbo-eating dudes, talking about another gumbo eating dude that sells chicken fingers.
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7912 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:51 pm to
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El Ko is 2-0 vs the Barn.


Ummm NO

Freeze beat him while @ Auburn
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
85 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:23 am to
Elko would probably yell at players too if they could ever get his fatass away from the all-u-can-eat buffet. Give me a loud disciplinarian coach who wears his cap backwards once in a blue moon, over that Mark Mangino looking nerd that breathes into the microphone like he ran a marathon everytime he speaks. Elko always looks like he's about 2 Moon Pies away from having a stroke. He's constantly sweating during his interviews and his face seems to always be a purplish, red color. I give him 6 months before he surpasses Bret Bielema as the fattest frick to ever roam an SEC sideline. That's one coach that we will never have to worry about getting carried off the field on his players shoulders after a big win. They'll have to build a casket the size of a fricking Buick whenever he passes away.
This post was edited on 8/19/26 at 4:39 am
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20309 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:06 am to
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El Ko is 2-0 vs the Barn.
ummmmmmm
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
6568 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 10:27 am to
I’m sure Hugh never yelled like a toddler
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