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Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:40 am
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:40 am
Okay, we all know LSU fans are a special bunch so let's draw them out a design that they can follow with their crayons and see if it will dawn on them what has happened.
They've went from being combative and militant to questioning the meaning of it all and furtively asking what did they do wrong. They are now at the stage of "you scared" of Kiffin because he beat a crippled, rudderless, flailing Clemson team and are sure to be NC's this season because Kiffin is the bestest ever.
To listen to them now, nothing happened at all and suddenly, out of jealousy, the whole SEC turned against them. They don't know anything about anything and have literally no idea what anyone is talking about concerning Kiffin and Company threatening to blow it all up and do things their way regardless of some silly outdated rules about NFL players in college.
None of that ever happened now. It's just our imagination that LSU was trying to use kangaroo courts to make the entire SEC bow down to their agenda. Kiffin and Landry didn't try to decide how things were going to be, regardless of what their bosses said. That never happened and is only in our imagination.
Why us? Why us, name one single rule broken, you can't do it!! For a coonass, imagine this:
You start to work at the local crawdad shack serving hot plates of crawdads to coonasses drunk off their arse every single day.
The people who worked there before you knew how to do things and were good at serving the food up hot and on time with plenty of napkins for all the slop and crawdad brain juice running down the faces and necks of the illiterate drunks who ate there.
You decide, on your own, that you are going to start serving the crawdads on the floor because you don't think you should have to wash plates. You don't actually put the crawdads on the floor, you just run your 'tard trap every single day about how you are going to do it and how no one can fire you because you haven't actually done it yet, but you may if they don't keep a close eye on you.
When you are finally fired from the crawdad shack after only working there long enough to serve one plate, you start crying about how you didn't do anything different than what every other waiter was doing and the whole world is against you.
They've went from being combative and militant to questioning the meaning of it all and furtively asking what did they do wrong. They are now at the stage of "you scared" of Kiffin because he beat a crippled, rudderless, flailing Clemson team and are sure to be NC's this season because Kiffin is the bestest ever.
To listen to them now, nothing happened at all and suddenly, out of jealousy, the whole SEC turned against them. They don't know anything about anything and have literally no idea what anyone is talking about concerning Kiffin and Company threatening to blow it all up and do things their way regardless of some silly outdated rules about NFL players in college.
None of that ever happened now. It's just our imagination that LSU was trying to use kangaroo courts to make the entire SEC bow down to their agenda. Kiffin and Landry didn't try to decide how things were going to be, regardless of what their bosses said. That never happened and is only in our imagination.
Why us? Why us, name one single rule broken, you can't do it!! For a coonass, imagine this:
You start to work at the local crawdad shack serving hot plates of crawdads to coonasses drunk off their arse every single day.
The people who worked there before you knew how to do things and were good at serving the food up hot and on time with plenty of napkins for all the slop and crawdad brain juice running down the faces and necks of the illiterate drunks who ate there.
You decide, on your own, that you are going to start serving the crawdads on the floor because you don't think you should have to wash plates. You don't actually put the crawdads on the floor, you just run your 'tard trap every single day about how you are going to do it and how no one can fire you because you haven't actually done it yet, but you may if they don't keep a close eye on you.
When you are finally fired from the crawdad shack after only working there long enough to serve one plate, you start crying about how you didn't do anything different than what every other waiter was doing and the whole world is against you.
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Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:42 am to Robustusk
Bro it is WAY too late at night to be writing multiple paragraphs about LSU
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:45 am to Robustusk
Ain't nobody reading all that shite, man.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:45 am to Robustusk
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Okay, we all know LSU fans are a special bunch so let's draw them out a design that they can follow with their crayons and see if it will dawn on them what has happened
Didn’t read past this paragraph. When you have to pull out any kind of insult using “crayons”, you’ve already outed yourself as a retard. Let me outline something for you… Geaux frick yourself. Nobody cares.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 12:47 am
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:48 am to BoarEd
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Ain't nobody reading all that shite, man.
Holy crap, Crazy Ed the voice of reason.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:56 am to Robustusk
Did I miss the part where your retarded, double wide, sister screwing rant explained what actually happened? Or are you waiting for a few more cousin humpers to come together to collectively accumulate an upper two digit iq to explain it for you?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:59 am to Usm Tiger
Gump are you involved in this?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:04 am to Robustusk
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You start to work at the local crawdad shack serving hot plates of crawdads to coonasses drunk off their arse every single day.
The people who worked there before you knew how to do things and were good at serving the food up hot and on time with plenty of napkins for all the slop and crawdad brain juice running down the faces and necks of the illiterate drunks who ate there.
You decide, on your own, that you are going to start serving the crawdads on the floor because you don't think you should have to wash plates. You don't actually put the crawdads on the floor, you just run your 'tard trap every single day about how you are going to do it and how no one can fire you because you haven't actually done it yet, but you may if they don't keep a close eye on you.
When you are finally fired from the crawdad shack after only working there long enough to serve one plate, you start crying about how you didn't do anything different than what every other waiter was doing and the whole world is against you.
In your retarded analogy, Alabama basketball not only said they were gonna serve the crawfish on the ground, but they actually did it (Charles Bediako being rostered and playing in 5 games), and didn't get fired for it.
Get the issue yet, sister-humper?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:06 am to Robustusk
When ambiguous rules are created then set an unusual precedent not testing them would be foolish. The NCAA made the mess and the SEC is trying to set a dumb precedent that will be extremely damaging to them moving forward. If the rule that was broken is a sarcastic comment and Lane keeping up with NFL roster moves then the case is absurd.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:09 am to BoarEd
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Ain't nobody reading all that shite, man.
It's only 442 words. I can do a lot more than that. Knowing that the intended audience was LSU fans, it had to be limited.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:13 am to Bodie
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In your retarded analogy, Alabama basketball not only said they were gonna serve the crawfish on the ground, but they actually did it (Charles Bediako being rostered and playing in 5 games), and didn't get fired for it.
Get the issue yet, sister-humper?
First of all, LSU ain't Alabama. That was your first mistake.
Secondly, there SEC was not telling Alabama to not dare do that and then have Alabama tell them they were going to do what they wanted regardless of what the current rules were because the rules were stupid.
As soon as it was mutually agreed that it was not proper for Bediako to play, Alabama gently acquiesced and followed proper protocol.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:15 am to Thamma513
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When ambiguous rules
Sure. No NFL players in college football has been a real head scratcher and vague rule that no college teams really understand for over a hundred years.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:18 am to LSUgrad88
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Holy crap, Crazy Ed
Yawn.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:20 am to Robustusk
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Secondly, there SEC was not telling Alabama to not dare do that and then have Alabama tell them they were going to do what they wanted regardless of what the current rules were because the rules were stupid.
Why do you dumb fricks keep leaving out the fact that Kiffin said twice on camera he would follow whatever rules the SEC comes up with? Then he proceeded to not put the 2 guys on the fricking roster just like he said they would. There is no SEC rule that you have to have a full 105 man roster so that's out the window. You can lock your season with 100 or 103 or whatever. There is also a TRO in place from one case and an open federal case in another state. There was no need to do shite until Sankey threw a fit about Lane's halftime comment. The fact that they amended that case to specifically include that comment tells you how fricking juvenile Sankey is being.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:20 am to Robustusk
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First of all, LSU ain't Alabama. That was your first mistake.
Thank you by basically confirming favoritism and selective outrage from the get-go.
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As soon as it was mutually agreed that it was not proper for Bediako to play, Alabama gently acquiesced and followed proper protocol.
And then what happened to Alabama?
Looks like LSU is following protocol by not rostering the players
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:22 am to Robustusk
5 to play 5 and it's implementation/timing was at least ambiguous. Come back unless some invisible line was crossed. The classic rule was declaration made you ineligible but that apparently isn't the line is it? shite even not putting the players on your roster is acceptable. SEC is butt hurt and inconsistent.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:22 am to GrizzlyWintergreen
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Bro it is WAY too late at night to be writing multiple paragraphs about LSU
It was great fun though. The whole time I was writing it I was imagining some stereotypical goofy coonass idiot like Ed Orgeron serving the crawdads while mumbling about stupid rules and threatening to serve them on the floor.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:24 am to Tigerdew
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Why do you dumb fricks keep leaving out the fact that Kiffin said twice on camera he would follow whatever rules the SEC comes up with?
You're speaking to a genius that doesn't understand why LSU fans are upset and then quite literally admits his school, who is just as much a member obligated to follow SEC rules, gets special treatment
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:27 am to Thamma513
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5 to play 5 and it's implementation/timing was at least ambiguous. Come back unless some invisible line was crossed. The classic rule was declaration made you ineligible but that apparently isn't the line is it? shite even not putting the players on your roster is acceptable. SEC is butt hurt and inconsistent.
So a player leaves college after his junior season after being drafted to the NFL. Plays a full season for an NFL team. Player decides he no longer likes the NFL and returns to play in college for LSU because Kiffin intentionally misinterprets 5 on 5 because he is a silly, childish twat.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:29 am to Robustusk
Tell me you don't understand what is going on more clearly
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