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Compose a poem for your next opponent
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am
Sampson started this thread last week and there was some great stuff posted. This should be a weekly thing.
Vandy surprised us with a good showing against SCAR
None of you thought that they'd raise the bar
Truth is the Dores are still kinda sucky
But so is Florida and they beat Kentucky
UK's talent is better as their fans have alluded
Yet as far as I'm concerned their coach is still stoopid
Vanderbilt will be ready to play cause they're no wussies
And they'll go into Commonwealth and beat those pussies
Vandy surprised us with a good showing against SCAR
None of you thought that they'd raise the bar
Truth is the Dores are still kinda sucky
But so is Florida and they beat Kentucky
UK's talent is better as their fans have alluded
Yet as far as I'm concerned their coach is still stoopid
Vanderbilt will be ready to play cause they're no wussies
And they'll go into Commonwealth and beat those pussies
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:45 am to Open Dore Policy
Bravo. Have a downvote.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to Open Dore Policy
No
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to Open Dore Policy
Three Blind Sumlins
Three Blind Sumlins
See how they cant play defense
See how they cant play defense
They got outgained by Rice
And allowed Dylan Thompson to beat them Thrice
Have you ever seen such a crappy defense
As Three Blind Sumlins
Three Blind Sumlins
See how they cant play defense
See how they cant play defense
They got outgained by Rice
And allowed Dylan Thompson to beat them Thrice
Have you ever seen such a crappy defense
As Three Blind Sumlins
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:46 am to Spider John
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to Open Dore Policy
little La Tech
Thanks for picking up your check
Thanks for picking up your check
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to Open Dore Policy
quote:
Compose a poem
quote:
Vanderbilt Fan
It checks out.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to Open Dore Policy
UT comes to town
poor O Line is their downfall
totes home arse whooping
haiku.
poor O Line is their downfall
totes home arse whooping
haiku.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to Open Dore Policy
frick TAMU
They smell like poo,
frick TAMU and their down syndrome posters.
I do it right?
They smell like poo,
frick TAMU and their down syndrome posters.
I do it right?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to WG_Dawg
Row Row Row Your Texas A&M
Gently Into AT&T Stadium
Pound the Ball Pound The Ball Pound The Ball Pound the Ball
300+ yards on the ground
Gently Into AT&T Stadium
Pound the Ball Pound The Ball Pound The Ball Pound the Ball
300+ yards on the ground
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to Open Dore Policy
La Tech really really sucks
They really really really really really suck
We going in dry
I'll pick up my award whenever.
They really really really really really suck
We going in dry
I'll pick up my award whenever.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:49 am to Open Dore Policy
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Not in Conference USA
Not in the SEC
Unlike Bret Bielema who has won a total of 3
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Not in Conference USA
Not in the SEC
Unlike Bret Bielema who has won a total of 3
Baa Baa Kevin Sumlin
Have you any conference titles?
No sir no sir I have never won a conference title
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am to Open Dore Policy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:50 am to Open Dore Policy
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Hogs Controlled the Clock
A&M's Defense Couldn't Make a Stop
Arkasnas Came out on Top
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Hogs Controlled the Clock
A&M's Defense Couldn't Make a Stop
Arkasnas Came out on Top
Hickory Dickory Dock
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:51 am to Open Dore Policy
Although the Rant thinks us Aggies are gay
I'm pretty good at pretending I'm straight during the day
Bert looks and sounds a lot like the Michelin man
I'm going to fap to his picture till Chicken gives me a ban
The Piggies think they'll run over the Ags
But our D is improved, including Donnie Baggs
So Arkansas, you can kindly go to hell
I'll be at Jerry World until the final yell
I'm pretty good at pretending I'm straight during the day
Bert looks and sounds a lot like the Michelin man
I'm going to fap to his picture till Chicken gives me a ban
The Piggies think they'll run over the Ags
But our D is improved, including Donnie Baggs
So Arkansas, you can kindly go to hell
I'll be at Jerry World until the final yell
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:51 am to goldennugget
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
No female cheerleaders to pound
Only a jizz jar to pass around
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
No female cheerleaders to pound
Only a jizz jar to pass around
Twinkle Twinkle Little Aggy
Why are your corps men so faggy
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:53 am to goldennugget
Aggy Aggy Quite Faggy
How does your jizz jar grow?
With circle jerks
And douchey twerks
Of corps men lined up in a row
How does your jizz jar grow?
With circle jerks
And douchey twerks
Of corps men lined up in a row
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:54 am to goldennugget
You blew your load on the first one.
just stop.
just stop.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:56 am to Open Dore Policy
Louisiana Tech can eat a dick
Bite the pillow we going in quick
Brace yourselves it wont be nice
Offense is grabbing its balls and going in dry!
Is this an award thing? I have my sexy secretary pick it up.
Bite the pillow we going in quick
Brace yourselves it wont be nice
Offense is grabbing its balls and going in dry!
Is this an award thing? I have my sexy secretary pick it up.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:59 am to goldennugget
I hate you but 
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