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re: Compose a poem for your next opponent
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:59 pm to tylerdurden24
Posted on 9/18/14 at 12:59 pm to tylerdurden24
My Tigers are golden
the dawgs are dead
i fricked dak's woman
got something wack on my head
the dawgs are dead
i fricked dak's woman
got something wack on my head
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 1:05 pm
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:12 pm to MaroonNation
hickory dickory dock
state fans on our jock
el oh el
the grind's a fail
here come da shell shock
state fans on our jock
el oh el
the grind's a fail
here come da shell shock
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:27 pm to Sampson
UF is coming to T-Town
to receive an epic beatdown.
Muschamp will scream and stomp
while the Gators look for their chomp.
Kentucky should have beaten their sorry asses....
It's still a work in progress really but you get the idea.
to receive an epic beatdown.
Muschamp will scream and stomp
while the Gators look for their chomp.
Kentucky should have beaten their sorry asses....
It's still a work in progress really but you get the idea.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:29 pm to Sampson
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your thread sucks
And your mother does too.
Violets are blue
Your thread sucks
And your mother does too.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:31 pm to Sampson
If not for Spurrier
SC'd be worse than Vandy
That's a stat
I find pretty handy
Bet you think Mason
Can't lay the brick
But you can be raped again
Like you were by A&M's prick
So what you beat Georgia
Cause just like other years
You'll lose games you shouldn't
Cause you're a bunch of queers
SC'd be worse than Vandy
That's a stat
I find pretty handy
Bet you think Mason
Can't lay the brick
But you can be raped again
Like you were by A&M's prick
So what you beat Georgia
Cause just like other years
You'll lose games you shouldn't
Cause you're a bunch of queers
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:43 pm to Open Dore Policy
Why does everyone walk funny in Landmass?
Cuz they got Evan Stone's dick jammed up their arse
When you lose AGAIN please don't be so sullen
Hey look! The chick in my avatar is making a Mullen!
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Cuz they got Evan Stone's dick jammed up their arse
When you lose AGAIN please don't be so sullen
Hey look! The chick in my avatar is making a Mullen!
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Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:51 pm to roguetiger15
up in t town where the grass grows green
arrives a mean arse lizard onto the scene
he’s been wounded for a year and he has a lot to prove
he’s comein to town to re establish some behoove
a hunurt thousand people have gathered side to side
gonna watch the gatas slap the shite outta the crimson tide
they fought all night and they fought all day
nobody knows how the ole pachyderm got away
but back to the fieldhouse the ole boy crept
with his arse outta line and his feet outta step
before he entered he turned and replied
now i know what it means when they say
ONLY GATORS GET OUT ALIVE!
arrives a mean arse lizard onto the scene
he’s been wounded for a year and he has a lot to prove
he’s comein to town to re establish some behoove
a hunurt thousand people have gathered side to side
gonna watch the gatas slap the shite outta the crimson tide
they fought all night and they fought all day
nobody knows how the ole pachyderm got away
but back to the fieldhouse the ole boy crept
with his arse outta line and his feet outta step
before he entered he turned and replied
now i know what it means when they say
ONLY GATORS GET OUT ALIVE!
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:52 pm to DaBama
In tiger stadium they'll be drinking and eating
And from State's defense will be witnessed a beating
You'll hear Dak shout "your arse is mine!"
Then he'll run over to Les and pound his behind
As you wake from you slumber on Saturday morn
A sea of purple with arse cheeks all torn
And over you we'll be standing
It'll go off without a hitch
" RISE TO YOU KNEES AND STBDDB"!!!!!!
And from State's defense will be witnessed a beating
You'll hear Dak shout "your arse is mine!"
Then he'll run over to Les and pound his behind
As you wake from you slumber on Saturday morn
A sea of purple with arse cheeks all torn
And over you we'll be standing
It'll go off without a hitch
" RISE TO YOU KNEES AND STBDDB"!!!!!!
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:55 pm to tb27688
Time to play the gators
To Silence all the haters
The Chronic masturbaters
To all of Bama's failures
To Silence all the haters
The Chronic masturbaters
To all of Bama's failures
Posted on 9/18/14 at 1:58 pm to FourThreeForty
quote:
Time to play the gators
To Silence all the haters
The Chronic masturbaters
To all of Bama's failures
A Rap song?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:20 pm to Themole
moo state
elle eaux elle
moo state
what the hell?
moo state
why y'all all
moo state
on evan's balls?
elle eaux elle
moo state
what the hell?
moo state
why y'all all
moo state
on evan's balls?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:23 pm to DaBama
quote:
UF is coming to T-Town
to deliver an epic beatdown.
Muschamp will scream and stomp
while the Gators do their chomp.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:24 pm to Themole
Poor moo state thinks they can win
But this grind shite is worse than sin
Dak prescott's no cam newton
LSU bouta bust it wide open like y'all's arse was Cuban
But this grind shite is worse than sin
Dak prescott's no cam newton
LSU bouta bust it wide open like y'all's arse was Cuban
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:41 pm to Sampson
There once was a place in Miss'sippi,
Where the smell of the pastures was strong.
All their fans acted skippy, their demeanor was nippy,
Posting pics of some guys 12 in schlong.
They beat up on three little cupcakes,
Though their defense was more like swiss cheese.
They bellowed like quakes, their bite like a snakes,
But it felt more like a calm sea breeze.
A Saturday night in Death Valley,
Would leave the Dogs crumbled like stone.
The Tigers would rally, with a big finale,
While the Bulldogs walked away with a moan.
Where the smell of the pastures was strong.
All their fans acted skippy, their demeanor was nippy,
Posting pics of some guys 12 in schlong.
They beat up on three little cupcakes,
Though their defense was more like swiss cheese.
They bellowed like quakes, their bite like a snakes,
But it felt more like a calm sea breeze.
A Saturday night in Death Valley,
Would leave the Dogs crumbled like stone.
The Tigers would rally, with a big finale,
While the Bulldogs walked away with a moan.
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:47 pm to Sampson
Gators take a lickin'
Coach Will Boom
Dead as fried chicken
Coach Will Boom
Dead as fried chicken
Posted on 9/18/14 at 2:57 pm to im4LSU
wegonnawhipdaazz
Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:05 pm to Sampson
State gotta wait, yet another year
LSU's about to stomp a sloppy mudhole in your rear
You'll find out the true meaning of your favorite word "grind"
When Les crams that ball down your throat you know he won't be kind
Buga Nation and company will roll in the Valley
No matter how much grinding ya'll did at your pep rally
Dak better bring his big boy pants and tighten up his strap
We've heard about enough of your "this is our year" crap
When Jennings lights the sky up, he'll make DB's look shitty
But talk your shitt and grind yourself . . . the outcome won't be pretty.
:jump1: :jump2: :jump1: :jump2: :jump1:
LSU's about to stomp a sloppy mudhole in your rear
You'll find out the true meaning of your favorite word "grind"
When Les crams that ball down your throat you know he won't be kind
Buga Nation and company will roll in the Valley
No matter how much grinding ya'll did at your pep rally
Dak better bring his big boy pants and tighten up his strap
We've heard about enough of your "this is our year" crap
When Jennings lights the sky up, he'll make DB's look shitty
But talk your shitt and grind yourself . . . the outcome won't be pretty.
:jump1: :jump2: :jump1: :jump2: :jump1:
Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:10 pm to SCwTiger
how many times in years gone past
did the grind disappear
when we beat dat arse?
did the grind disappear
when we beat dat arse?
Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:10 pm to Sampson
SHMONEY....
Bye week so we sleepin ho! [sleepin ho]...
bama week we gone be tweakin tho! [tweakin tho]
people say we aint gone run on em! [run on em]
dr. bro gone sling the gun on em!! [gun on em]
Bye week so we sleepin ho! [sleepin ho]...
bama week we gone be tweakin tho! [tweakin tho]
people say we aint gone run on em! [run on em]
dr. bro gone sling the gun on em!! [gun on em]
This post was edited on 9/18/14 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 9/18/14 at 3:11 pm to Sampson
Being pushed around by Kentucky
must feel quite sucky
especially when you have to go west
to face the best of the best.
must feel quite sucky
especially when you have to go west
to face the best of the best.
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