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re: College football fictional SITCOM coming out of Texas

Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:38 am to
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:38 am to
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Do you know any of these guys?


No, do you know these people?


Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48172 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:38 am to
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Episode 2: 5 Star is accused of pushing the woman’s head into a wall during an argument and throwing her off a bed. That caused her teeth to go threw her bottom lip.



Come on man.


Also, most of the time when these things happen, people don't start the story from the top, they catch up somewhere in the middle, right after the chick did something like kick him in the nuts. Not always, but most of the time.

That is why you give him his day in court.
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5548 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:40 am to
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Have you seen the sipcom where the coach leaves his wife and kids for a transgender stripper? The tranny stripper has a rabid pet monkey that then brutally attacks a young child


Yeah, that's when I really felt like it jumped the Sark.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:41 am to
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That is why you give him his day in court.


You’re talking like this is real. Its a Fictional Sitcom. Let’s see what the writers do in the next episode.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48172 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:51 am to
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You’re talking like this is real. Its a Fictional Sitcom. Let’s see what the writers do in the next episode.



Made up or not, this type of thing happens all the time. She got pissed because he talked to the wrong girl at party so she tried her best to make him jealous and wouldn't quit fricking with him until he finally pushed her away from him and she fell and busted her lip.

Time to call 60 minutes.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:55 am to
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Made up or not, this type of thing happens all the time


Are you Deshaun Watson ?
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:02 am to
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Yeah, that's when I really felt like it jumped the Sark.


Actually, he left his wife for the stripper and the monkey sometime between aggy and BAMA. Probably aggy, as I’ve heard that weird things happen in college station. Sark was dumb enough to hire him and then the monkey bites.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48172 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:04 am to
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Are you Deshaun Watson ?



I am not. I did read the article and I have been bitten by a drunk girlfriend while sleeping, but nobody wants to talk about that.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:11 am to
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I have been bitten by a drunk girlfriend while sleeping,


It happens. I had a friend who’s girlfriend purposely ran into a wall so he could spend some time in jail. I hope the bite was above the belly button.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8687 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 11:01 am to
Sitcoms are so predictable.

For example, I'd bet anything that this:

quote:

A small fraternity squeeze their own nuts.


will lead to this:

quote:

A small fraternity squeezes each other's nuts.


in a future episode.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5391 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 11:15 am to
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Have you seen the sipcom where the coach leaves his wife and kids for a transgender stripper? The tranny stripper has a rabid pet monkey that then brutally attacks a young child


You rang?
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 11:17 am
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36108 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 12:16 pm to
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fictional


quote:


You cant make this shite up …


This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 12:17 pm
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 12:26 pm to
Its a paradox…
paradox: a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.
Posted by PoleAssassin
Member since Nov 2021
35 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:33 pm to
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Actually, he left his wife for the stripper and the monkey sometime between aggy and BAMA.


dont understand people make up lies , and how stoopid people are to beleive dem. Da world is full stupidity and disgrace ! You cant have nuffin or do shite now days ! Social media loves to twist the trooff Around to make a person look bad !...
Posted by PoleAssassin
Member since Nov 2021
35 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:35 pm to
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Buster83


People lie so much it's ridikulous ! Stop believin everyting u hear ! And more of what u see ! SMH !......Why u make fun about muh boo boo !.........
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38642 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:37 pm to
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That caused her teeth to go threw her bottom lip.


Which episode has an idiot from another fanbase humiliating himself?
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9107 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:50 pm to
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That caused her teeth to go threw her bottom lip.



Its a copy and paste from totalprosport.com. I don’t proofread “professional” sports writers.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5391 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:56 pm to
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Why u make fun about muh boo boo


Do the players and coaches get to play with your boo boo?
Posted by aTm boy
Member since Sep 2020
4460 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:24 pm to
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Man there sure are a lot of Aggies defending their football program that promotes murderers and women beaters in here


If my wife told me she was a tu fan then I would slap the shite out of her.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36108 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:46 pm to
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paradox: a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.




Oh, so you intend to prove that fiction is made up by fact? Or do you have an explanation where fiction can't be made up?

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