re: Coach O is the best coach in CFB, and here's why

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2000 was a shite year for Bama... you ain't sayin much.

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This one’s on Crack Y’all

doesn’t even know what year it is

Alabama Man — What year is it

Try to leave a few molars in her head, huh

Posted by PokeyTiger online on 8/1/20 at 7:45 pm to GBJs
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Do it a little more over time... otherwise Coach Chizik would still be the best thing since sliced bread.


You’ll get his shoe up your @$$ in 2020 soon enough! Your days of talking down to LSU are over with Sabah.

Going real sloooooooooooooo for ya!

Are you driving tonight!

Real Sloooooooo Tonight

Don't forget, what's Daddy Saban's record against O? frick just do the LSU part... I'll make it easy for ya. Saban is 3-1 against O just at LSU. That's the only time he's won against Alabama and Saban.

Did you whoop her yet? Its only 8:30

GbJs is a real Alabama Man

Lay off the crack man — It’s 2020 and we’re talking FB — Gump FB

Tuna gone bye bye — Fuggit him

You got Dump Jones that let Gus have some of that Sabah @$$ — Get a clue and try not to beat her too hard tonight OK Baw

Any topic about LSU is sure to guarantee a response by cajunbama.

One could say he's "obsessed."

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There are many responsibilities that a college football coach has.

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That's exactly what I said and you said I missed his point

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The vid was funny. We ain't cajuns on the bayou, or even Crimson Stick. I'll take Mac over whatshisname at LSU... at least he has as good or better experience.

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You’ll know his name soon enough when he pushes Sabah’s shite in

Edit add: 100 post Thread — I Win the medal here — Let me expound on my last Point

ALABAMA WAS VICIOUSLY WHIPPED 51-16

Dabo had Sunshine take a knee that utterly HUMILIATED THE SEC

IT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO BEAT THIS BASTARD DABO AND HIS MINION BENT GENITALS

They had to be humiliated is similar Fashion.

After Ed Orgeron’s 2019 Tigers DESTROYED CLEMSON, Ed gave Dabo THE KNEE

THE KNEE wasn’t enough to cement the Ed Orgeron Legend — There was one more to destroy

Ed Orgeron made the Gumps Quit — Read it & Cry me a mofo River

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND STTDB

Which of 25 Epic Gump Melts are your favorite! Own them if you said it.

1. Saban is old. He needs to retire. No fire.

2. This is the most pathetic Bama team Saban has had since he's been here.

3. See y'all next year. Hopefully Golding is gone. At least Tua will be.

4. Sabans done, can see it in his eyes

5. This is on Saban. He officially turned the corner with the Clemson game.

6. This is the most pathetic coaching we have had

7. you can tell we dont put the best athletes on defense anymore like we used to

8.Tua is over rated. He has made ONE SIGNIFICANT pass in 3 years.

9. Shades of Bryant in 1982 folks. This is a program slowly slipping below others.

10. We are not near the same quality of team we once were.. last 2 years have been the decline.

11. This team is trash...Can we just fire the whole Def coaching staff special teams and Sark and start over because this is fricking embarasiing

12. Got to think that the recruits are thinking that they don’t want any of this smoke.

13. y’all be cool. We had a Hell of a ride.

14. Yep. I think this offseason is Saban's last shot to get the coordinators right. If he makes lazy hires like Sark again, or God forbid keeps these fricking losers, then he won't even compete for a championship again must less win one.

15. Clemson was bad but this is humiliating

16. This is a program in decline from the top down. You can watch the sloppy play and know that Saban doesn’t have the same edge. That shot used to not happen because it wasn’t tolerated.

17. This game is over. Alabama quits here

18. Nick is too old to rebuild.. sorry it’s true

19. The defense has it's issues but with that said Sark has done a terrible job of play calling. Terrible.

20. I’m gonna get drunk and nobody can stop me.

21. Maybe Nick needs to spend less time making Aflac commercials and more time coaching, recruiting, and hiring competent staff.

22. Steve Sarkisian is a living, breathing, walking, talking cancer.

23. I’m not looking at the rant for a long time

24. Yeah, this program didn’t slip away, it crashed and burned. Saban threw a Hail Mary with all the young gun coaches 2 years ago. It backfired and he just folded his tent and quit.

25. The most embarrassed I have ever been being an Alabama fan. Completely undisciplined team. Completely unprepared.
Completely out of it.

THIS IS LIVING TESTAMENT TO THE QUALITY OF A COACH THAT CAN HUMILIATE ANOTHER FAN BASE INTO TURNING ON THEIR COACH! INCREDULOUSLY THESE SAME MOFOS WANT TO REVERSE THEIR BULLSCHITT BELIEFS AND NOW SAY THAT SABAH IS NOT BROKEN

We laugh at those we have debased
Their swagger is gone and all erased
The Gumps are down n’ Sabah’s sick
They can all kneel and suck Tiger Dik

Way too much time on your hands... and if you say it didn't take long cause all you had to do is copy / past from yer shite files you already have saved, you got way too much time AND yer obsessed AND ya know Bama is LSUs daddy!

So whatever makes ya sleep better...

Sabah’s X-Ray — Hip and Rectal Trauma

We laugh at Gumps we have debased
Gump swagger is gone and all erased
Gumps are in decline poor Sabah sick
Gumps Kneel Down to suck Tiger dikk

Dabo ripped apart poor Sabah’s Anus
Hip n’ Rectal Surgeons Swear n’ Cuss
Sabah ripped wide again by Ed n’ Gus
Sabah Throw Oranges as King Shitrus

Lee Corso’s Clown poor Sabah Played
LSU Tigers took a Trophy Ed displayed
Sabah looked so Lost and so dismayed
Tuna quit on him his trust was betrayed

So the Gumps are talkin’ tough in 2020
With their bullchitt filling forums Aplenty
But Fear can’t hide n’ spirits are shaken
Gump swagger gone, we ain’t mistaken

ED O SAYS “ROLL TIDE WHAT FU”