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Check in if your backup freshman QB is 2-0 with a 1.5 ERA on your baseball team

Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:01 am
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
3804 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:01 am
Austin Simmons for Ole Miss is 2-0 as a reliever, with a 1.5 ERA so far. Not too shabby for a freshman dual-sport athlete.
Posted by Monsusta
Making aggy cry
Member since Oct 2023
1071 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:02 am to
Do you have his picture in your wallet?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:04 am to
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Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
3804 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:18 am to
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Do you have his picture in your wallet?


How's your wife and my kids?
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1208 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:19 am to
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is 2-0 as a reliever


This just means that your offense and starting pitching both suck.
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Austin Simmons for Ole Miss is 2-0 as a reliever, with a 1.5 ERA so far. Not too shabby for a freshman dual-sport athlete.



Are you guys going to build him a statue too?
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17345 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:20 am to
Impressive! Kid sounds like a great athlete.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2567 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:22 am to
What's your team's win-loss record? If you're frosh are this good, watch out world!
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:29 am to
sounds like a good transfer target for Jay and Brian
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30725 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:32 am to
Did Walker Howard get passed up?
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19610 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:34 am to
My 10u daughter has 0.77 ERA, 34Ks and 8 BBs and is 4-0 in bracket games. Swing and miss % is around 35%. 3 shutouts and 2 no hitters.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17345 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:36 am to
Pro parenting tip: stop keeping stats on your 10 year old. Give her a few years before you add that kind of pressure. Just let her have fun.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19610 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:39 am to
I don’t keep Gamechanger or follow. The coach texted me this info after the last tourney.
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3214 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:41 am to
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Serraneaux

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My 10u daughter has 0.77 ERA, 34Ks and 8 BBs and is 4-0 in bracket games. Swing and miss % is around 35%. 3 shutouts and 2 no hitters.

Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
1208 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:45 am to
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My 10u daughter has 0.77 ERA, 34Ks and 8 BBs and is 4-0 in bracket games. Swing and miss % is around 35%. 3 shutouts and 2 no hitters.



I don't believe this. Not because of the stats. But just because I can't believe there's someone out there that would frick you so that you could have a kid.
Posted by Wanruningchen
Member since Jan 2024
154 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 10:51 am to
And skipped two grades to play Ole Miss football, baseball.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7550 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:02 am to
Austin Simmons, is it? I'll pass this information along to Jay.
Posted by BearRebelShark
Member since Jun 2019
296 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:03 am to
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What's your team's win-loss record? If you're frosh are this good, watch out world!

When was y’all’s last national title?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1363 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:03 am to
The fact that he is a backup freshman QB should be completely irrelevant to people's perceptions of him as a baseball player.
Posted by NCTiger4life
Member since Jan 2024
69 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 11:09 am to
Thanks for the update Mr. Simmons.
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