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Can anyone find captdalton a job and a woman so he stops being obsessed with LSU???

Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:32 am
Posted by Dee Nice
Member since Dec 2025
56 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:32 am
The poor guy wants to be on LSUs level sooooo badly lol

Being single living with parents and unemployed keeps LSU on his mind EVERYDAY
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 6:33 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136265 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:35 am to
I'm sure he doesn't like women
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30489 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:41 am to
You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days.

Do we need to find you a man?
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
43286 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:00 am to
quote:

You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days. Do we need to find you a man?


quote:

AHM21


Working the brunch shift the day after Christmas!
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2587 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:19 am to
Hey …

quote:

Dee Nice

Number of Posts: 56

Registered on: 12/19/2025


Suck on Dee Nuts
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20390 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:20 am to
Please just make sure the Louisiana women are housebroken. I have already had to replace the carpet once because of the smell.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
17637 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:25 am to
This is absolutely rich coming from Stephen
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
7953 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:28 am to
Can anyone find captdalton a job ?



After a quick cursory review, it appears that SEC Rant is frequently on the lookout for talented "corndog broilers".
Posted by MeatRocket879
Member since Nov 2019
234 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:47 am to
What level, shite posting and trolling? We get it, you have nothing else.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28768 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:56 am to
He doesn’t have a sister?
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
25634 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:04 am to
quote:

I’m sure he doesn’t like women.


Both he and bamabaseballsec are gay.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17774 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:11 am to
quote:


I'm sure he doesn't like women


Incels are generally hostile towards men and women who are sexually active.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104548 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:22 am to
This is worse than the threads he creates.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104548 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Do we need to find you a man?


I'd say he probably already has one.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3584 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:39 am to
The only trailer in Alabama with a basement. He’s still waiting on Santa
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Parts unknown
Member since May 2014
8068 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:42 am to
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:48 am to
quote:

You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days.


You seem to make quite a few LSU OPs.

Not as many as CapDolt, but still obsessed.

Do you need season tickets?

Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25712 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I'm sure he doesn't like women


I bet he loves cajunbama.... although maybe not a woman, but still falls in the pussy and bitch category.
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