re: Broke's SEC Poem Thread

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I.

Hate.

You.

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Join the club tits.

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if you are gonna try that hard, you need to bring it. Kind of junior high-ish. Everyone faps to every post bella makes. No offense to Bella though.

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You do realize this is a poem thread about football, right? What were you expecting?

Rah rah ree,
Kick them in the knee.
Rah rah rass,
Kick them in the other knee.


Hopless heart of Auburn D,
Your effort is given so valiantly.
However small that effort may be.
Like a bat your eagle can't see.

i root for the ramblin wreck of georgia tech and i am a helluva an engineer
CPJ has our HS offense rolling and our ACC brethren quakes in fear
Is it our time we finally beat out big brother?
we can finally beat richt's arse and send him back crying to his mother!
but deep down i know after i get off my soap box and finish my rants
that we are still georgia tech and soon enough we will shite our pants

idc if it isn't SEC

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Tds & Beer

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LINK

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He roots for MSU and his username is TD's and Beer.

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Good point. I guess the better question is what was I expecting?

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I still listen to that stuff dude. I listen to Dre's Chronicles CD quite often.

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Still solid as frick even after all these years.

JoePa's blind like Petrino's dick
Alabama D beat on both those pricks
Maze a daze, Richardson a bus
Smashing head-on into 2nd half Gus
But the swamp do stink, if you follow more or Les
Still the Gumps drink the Koolaid trying to avoid the mess
Cuz Saban stamps recruits like a batch of Keebler cookies
So they all stay loose like their momma's warm fuzzy nookie
-- Even that Snidely Whiplash dipshit Bama bookie.

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I was just making the point that when you make an average post, some of the dudes on here immediately start fapping to it. That's all.

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Average post is a matter of opinion. I found it to be pretty funny, myself.

Flip Flop Florida

How about a National Championship,
or two.
Coach our players,
and always be true.
Get my arse handed to me,
up in A-Town.
Heart racing like a bitch,
gotta get down,
to the hospital and
check this shite out.
Gonna die if don't
remove myself from the bout.
I retire before the bowl game
then I change my mind.
Beat Cincy's arse
make it look like a crime.
Conditional coach
the following year,
Who likes that the best, you ask?
All of my peers!
Brantley sucks
way to bad
to give me a chance
to be happy and glad.
frick it, I say
I need more time with the fam.
I retire again,
the fans say "Hot Damn"
New coach search
is well underway
Should I hang around,
or go away.
The mothership comes a calling,
offering me a sweet arse deal.
Give my opinion on TV
that is such a steal.
So frick you Florida,
if you didn't already know,
It was a helluva run,
but I can't do it without Tebow.