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Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:14 pm to Broke
My rival poem has a twist,
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good,
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux.
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good,
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:16 pm to Broke
Miss State, another bulldog.
Creepy as shite, like that WV fog.
You aren't getting credit and that isn't fair
At least you didn't have to change to a bear.
Congrats on your fans for not being frat
OT against La Tech? LOLZ AT THAT
You got some play, your QB can pass
But you can stick those cowbells RIGHT UP UR arse
Creepy as shite, like that WV fog.
You aren't getting credit and that isn't fair
At least you didn't have to change to a bear.
Congrats on your fans for not being frat
OT against La Tech? LOLZ AT THAT
You got some play, your QB can pass
But you can stick those cowbells RIGHT UP UR arse
This post was edited on 9/26/11 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:17 pm to Bellabama
No matter how many homeless guys she *****
Bella's poem still sucks.
Bella's poem still sucks.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:17 pm to Bellabama
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:17 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
war memorial sucks dick
saban's fake FG was pretty slick
petrino just yelled at a ref
houston nutt's offense is deaf
our receivers are the pooh
time to exploit da wreckin crew
jacob skinner kicks mitch mustain's mom
reggie fish drops a bomb
BOOM
this poem is over
like ole miss season
try to stay sober
saban's fake FG was pretty slick
petrino just yelled at a ref
houston nutt's offense is deaf
our receivers are the pooh
time to exploit da wreckin crew
jacob skinner kicks mitch mustain's mom
reggie fish drops a bomb
BOOM
this poem is over
like ole miss season
try to stay sober
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:17 pm to DvlsAdvocat
quote:
No matter how many homeless guys she ***** Bella's poem still sucks.
Where's your poem then?
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:19 pm to S
Nice, Bella!
Nice Skinner/Fish drop ins
quote:
But you can't stick those cowbells RIGHT UP UR arse
quote:
war memorial sucks dick
saban's fake FG was pretty slick
petrino just yelled at a ref
houston nutt's offense is deaf
our receivers are the pooh
time to exploit da wreckin crew
jacob skinner kicks mitch mustain's mom
reggie fish drops a bomb
BOOM
this poem is over
like ole miss season
try to stay sober
Nice Skinner/Fish drop insPosted on 9/26/11 at 1:21 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
I watched this weekend thinking we were going to win
And then good ole Saban put us in our place again.
Their D is huge and oh my god, so fast,
In every phase of the game, they kicked our arse.
From Hightower to Moseley to TR3,
All those guys on the same team? frick Me!
We lost the battle but haven't lost the war,
We are the flagship goddammit, we'll be back for more!
And then good ole Saban put us in our place again.
Their D is huge and oh my god, so fast,
In every phase of the game, they kicked our arse.
From Hightower to Moseley to TR3,
All those guys on the same team? frick Me!
We lost the battle but haven't lost the war,
We are the flagship goddammit, we'll be back for more!
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:22 pm to Bellabama
quote:
My rival poem has a twist,
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good,
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux.
That's actually SPOT ON. Lol
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:22 pm to DvlsAdvocat
quote:
DvlsAdvocat
Nothing is more obvious and dumb,
than Alabama fans like you, eating their own ***.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:23 pm to ImOnTheBoat
quote:
From Hightower to Moseley to TR3,
All those guys on the same team? frick Me!
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:24 pm to Bellabama
quote:
Nothing is more obvious and dumb,
than Alabama fans like you, eating their own ***.
oh, shite.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:25 pm to crimson crazy
I don't even know what that means. But that dude is being a meanie face to me.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:27 pm to Broke
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I don't even know what that means. But that dude is being a meanie face to me.
Don't worry about him. He's a waste of bandwidth.
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:27 pm to ImOnTheBoat
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:31 pm to Broke
i like boobs but the rest of that hit too close too home 
This post was edited on 9/26/11 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:32 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Arkansas, really, your mascot is a pig?
How bout a drunk, fat man in a wig?
The year started good. I thought you had a shot
Now it looks like shite in a pot
You had some injury. You lost your boy Knile
Your offensive line, looks pretty vile
The defense you face they blitz and then BLAM
Tyler Wilson is a battering Ram
You gotta earn the West, the shite isn't free.
But what the hell WOOO PIIIGGGG SOOOOIIIIEEEEEE
How bout a drunk, fat man in a wig?
The year started good. I thought you had a shot
Now it looks like shite in a pot
You had some injury. You lost your boy Knile
Your offensive line, looks pretty vile
The defense you face they blitz and then BLAM
Tyler Wilson is a battering Ram
You gotta earn the West, the shite isn't free.
But what the hell WOOO PIIIGGGG SOOOOIIIIEEEEEE
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:32 pm to Bellabama
quote:
My rival poem has a twist,
I am pretending I am an LSU fan, and you get the gist.
Each week I look at the polls,
it makes me so hot, I don't need buttholes,
Because here we are riding high,
And you bammers, we're going to fry.
How dare you frickers think you are good.
We are LSU! frick JJ, Lee is giving us wood!
We conquer everyone in our path,
You don't even know our wrath.
Bama fans are stupid pricks,
nothing but redneck gumptarded hicks.
You talk about the glory of days past,
But we are just as good, atop the AP's mast.
When we lose it doesn't even mean shite.
But when you guys win, you ain't nothin but a twit.
LSU is better than the Bear's homeaux,
Now STFU cuz bammer frickin bleaux
if you are gonna try that hard, you need to bring it. Kind of junior high-ish. Everyone faps to every post bella makes. No offense to Bella though.
This post was edited on 9/26/11 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 9/26/11 at 1:34 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Bella in the house - doing some serving.
Broke - you redeemed yourself on the rst of the poems brother.
Broke - you redeemed yourself on the rst of the poems brother.
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