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Biennial SC Statehouse Desecration and Hootenanny: HAPPENS TONIGHT!

Posted on 10/12/18 at 2:53 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 2:53 pm
Tonight's the big night, y'all!!!

Guest list/fixings so far below:

-TBirdSpur2010: Mountain Dew Baja Blast

-EKG: Excessive amounts of dairy for Reveille

-CNB: 16.8 gallons of American Quarter horse urine

-SCLibertarian: 20 handles of Kentucky Gentleman

-Jobu93: proper brisket

-DirtyDawg: the memory of KSGamecock

-Old Sarge: lime Jell-O with the fruit inside of it

-Nguyening: the grassy lawn

-Farmer1906: clemson friends

This post was edited on 10/12/18 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:00 pm to
oh i'm bringing the grass alright
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:01 pm to
You'll see
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49082 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:03 pm to
Nowhere in your post did you list that Georgia can't lose!
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Old Sarge: lime Jell-O with the fruit inside of it




I don't know why I find this so funny
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:05 pm to
Any of you Aggie baws actually going to be there?



Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37579 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:07 pm to
Texag7 ... he’s already reached out to me for a chance to lick between my toes.

I had to turn him down.

That dude and his pervy fetish for my feet.

I’ll be there tonight boys ... biggest fricking feet around. Oh, and I’ll be handing out little Dixie cup shot glasses of this special brew made just for y’all. Sort of a friendship offering you might say. No sipping like y’all do jizz, you gotta shoot it down.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41158 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:09 pm to
Hey can you please do this to the one in Fla? Asking for a friend.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

scrooster


As soon as they start disrespecting I want you to take scalps.

And then mail me some to hang up.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:18 pm to
quote:


Any of you Aggie baws actually going to be there?




just crossed the South Carolina state line

Scrooster at the moment..


Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Hey can you please do this to the one in Fla? Asking for a friend.



I've heard the crabs in Tallahassee can jump pretty high. Consider our jars pre-canned.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:20 pm to
Nice. I'd actually swing by and watch this spectacle if I thought I could stay up until midnight.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37579 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Scrooster at the moment

Clipping my toenails. Just in case you offer me big money for the chance.

Stop by the aTm on the way in ... I charge by the toe.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:47 pm to
I told them to just turn the fire hoses on you guys but they didn't listen. Let any spooge they have to clean up from the capital steps serve as a warning.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8528 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:50 pm to
Let's do this!


This post was edited on 10/12/18 at 4:58 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27182 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:52 pm to
Y’all do this twice a year?
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8528 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:53 pm to
It was a typo I don't care to change.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20340 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:56 pm to
I'm bringing pepper spray for the walk back to the hotel...
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Y’all do this twice a year?



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