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Bert was lucky ...

Posted on 5/2/18 at 12:57 pm
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 12:57 pm
He *could* have been fired with cause ...



For abusing Tostitos .... but maybe they cut him some slack because of the Diet Pepsis.

While you ponder that ... here is Jenn ...

This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:00 pm to
Diet Pepsis were for Jen. The Titos would be purchased via drive thru on the way home.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17755 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:01 pm to
Saw "Bert...lucky" and just knew there would be pics of Jen

Am disappoint


ETA: Bravo OP on the new edition
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58082 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:04 pm to
Buying one bag of chips is abusing Tostitos?
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Buying one bag of chips is abusing Tostitos?



Not the buying part. The eatin' part.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:14 pm to
Looks like they got 'eem at the east side Walmart Neighborhood Market. I used to see him at Whole Foods all the damned time.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:15 pm to
Should be fired for the man clutch purse he has...
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58082 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:20 pm to
Sorry baw. The joke would work if he had multiple bags. Just one bag though? Nope.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28900 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:36 pm to
Rockin' the shades and the reading glasses at the same time
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24520 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 1:46 pm to
I tried trolling Jen on twitter once. Told her I was an Arkansas fan and I wanted to get a pic with her on the quad. She responded and said yes. I never showed up.


I’m sorry Jen. You’re cool.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17755 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Should be fired for the man clutch purse he has...


He's come a long way, man. He just can't help it

Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23982 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

He's come a long way, man. He just can't help it





He ate those puppies didn't he?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17755 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

He ate those puppies didn't he?


Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28900 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:22 pm to
Unashamed and proud-- the fanny pack with the cutoff jorts. Damn you Arkansas for getting rid of Bert.
Posted by UOFMO
Member since Dec 2011
277 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:24 pm to
Didn't even have the decency to shop at Wal-Mart
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:26 pm to
It's hard to put Bert's voice with the person in that picture. Bert was the man at the podium most of the time but trying to combine the two does not compute.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
2177 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:39 pm to
You don’t recognize the veggie section at WM. Why am I not surprised
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 3:02 pm to
Jenn's got a nice face but she has one of those bodies though.... just not shaped quite right. On the bottom edge of what I'd smash. Almost like she's been extreme dieting and drinking a lot to keep herself from being like Bert but wasn't really necessary. Bottom doesn't match up with the top.

Fergie is another one on that list.
Posted by bayouhillbilly
Bossier City
Member since Aug 2016
374 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

On the bottom edge of what I'd smash.


Cool story bro
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