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Barrett Sallee stole my idea

Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:14 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:14 pm
And his list is complete shite





Auburn always stealing ideas
Posted by ReversePiggie
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Member since Sep 2021
4292 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:16 pm to
Hippo should be higher. He can squash some SEC coaches just by sitting on them.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
13284 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Hippo should be higher. He can squash some SEC coaches just by sitting on them.



Yeah there’s no chance Harry Potter could beat Batman
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:17 pm to
He probably reads the Rant, appears you are right.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:18 pm to
Kanell reads it too. He’s name dropped us a couple times.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
26100 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

5. Sam Pittman


Ol' Titboss should be higher.

This was the immediate mental image for me.

Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Kanell reads it too. He’s name dropped us a couple times.

Cole Cubelic 100% does based on comments he's made on the radio.

Not dropped the site name specifically, but you can tell he reads the thread topics.
Posted by deeprig9
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:36 pm to
Chuck Oliver also steals hot takes from here.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:41 pm to
Media are attention whores who regularly steal and call themselves creative

@ him and tell him he will never be a real man
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:43 pm to
This is harsin. Your list is shite.

Posted by C W
Member since Mar 2020
2686 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Barrett Sallee stole my idea


Oh yeah. Because that topic isn’t as old as the internet

Older actually
Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
4087 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 2:11 pm to
Harsin should be 1 or 2. Baw, this is real life and not the Leprechaun movie from the 1990s and BK doesn't have magical strength from a four leaf clover. Beamer and Smart below Titboss is wrong regardless of his weight loss.
This post was edited on 8/12/22 at 2:12 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 2:12 pm to
That’s just a pump. Lea would kick his arse
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53251 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 2:14 pm to
May need Harsin suiting up this year.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45573 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 4:12 pm to
Shane Beamer is the guy that hugs it out. Lane is the guy that instigates two other guys getting in a fight while he blends into the background and passes out from too many jello shots. If it's not shouting Kirby isn't doing it - you can find him by the beer pong table. Pittman is headed to the barstool in the corner. Kelly and Stoops are the best bets for being dumb enough to throw hands but it probably ends with them shoving each other and one of them throwing a headbutt which knocks both of them out.
Posted by SmithsAuFan
San Diego, CA
Member since Jul 2013
2106 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 4:49 pm to
I can picture Mike Leach in a chokehold or headlock and he will put his finger in their butthole just to get out. He would fight dirty. No way he would be bottom 5.

Saban would bitch that there is no rules in the fight then throw sand in your eyes. Pick up the tree branch just 4 inches smaller than him and beat you with it.


The bottom tier coaches have to be Jimbo, Brian, Eli, Kirby, and Josh Heupel.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45573 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 5:11 pm to
^^Leach pulls out a cutlass that he lovingly restored after it was recovered from an old shipwreck. He swings it but he's not going to risk damaging the blade by banging it against anything.

Josh Heupel was once a Heisman candidate. Sure, he loves his happy meals now but he has the IDGAF attitude that only a guy who was once really good has. He's upstairs watching Endgame, drinking beer. Harsin brought organic popcorn that Josh is secretly adding real butter to.

This post was edited on 8/12/22 at 5:23 pm
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
8678 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Kanell reads it too.

Well, just in case he reads this post…

YOU FKN SUCK, KANNELL!!!

Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45573 posts
Posted on 8/12/22 at 5:31 pm to
Napier (being a 1st year) has been tasked with telling Drink that there's a Nimbus 2000 with his name on it waiting for him just outside.
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