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re: Bama’s PE Coach shared feedback he received from an NFL scout recently

Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:04 pm to
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You sound like redneck Brockmire. You better look accordingly. Like some cross between young George Jones and Lewis Grizzard.


You’ve overaged me. I’m in my early 30s. Big fan of all of those comparisons, though. More like a cross between Bradley Cooper and a young Burt Reynolds.
This post was edited on 8/20/21 at 8:05 pm
Posted by deeprig9
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:06 pm to
Georgia goes even harder in practice and hurt ourselves and whatnot.
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:09 pm to
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This is amazing news, Tuscaloosa


Tuscaloosa News is this amazing.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:11 pm to
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Tuscaloosa News is this amazing.


This amazing news is Tuscaloosa.
Posted by mwlewis
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:13 pm to
I’d like to nominate this as thread of the month. Fine work Tuscaloosa.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:21 pm to
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I’d like to nominate this as thread of the month. Fine work Tuscaloosa.


Thank you, long time esteemed SECRant user mwlewis. That means a lot to me.
Posted by topcat88
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 8:53 pm to
I don’t think Auburn has disgraced it. I just think Bama is too good. I mean it would really suck to be Auburn during Bamas current run.
Posted by AA7
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 9:00 pm to
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I mean it would really suck to be Auburn during Bamas current run.

We’ve won a NC, played for another, and are one of essentially two teams to come close to consistently holding their own with Bama. We haven’t been near their level but that kind of goes for the rest of the country.

Tusc is one of few quality trolls on this board and welcome his shite talk.
Posted by Gray Tiger
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 9:41 pm to
An (unnamed) NFL scout told me this is a made up story.

You got sauces, Matt Rhea PhD got sauces, I got sauces, all God's chillin got sauces. The best sauces are always the unnamed sauces.

Posted by Tornado Alley
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 9:53 pm to
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More like a cross between Bradley Cooper and a young Burt Reynolds.


Posted by Damathe
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 9:59 pm to
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More like a cross between Bradley Cooper and a young Burt Reynolds.
More like the spawn of William J. Clinton and Miss Shelly Duvall...
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 10:02 pm to
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Shelly Duvall


Now wait just a second here…
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by transcend
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 10:47 pm to
How much of a small dicked, insecure d-bag do you have to be to include PHD in your twitter handle?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 10:55 pm to
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How much of a small dicked, insecure d-bag do you have to be to include PHD in your twitter handle?


If you were the world’s greatest PE coach, you’d do it too. Suck it, loser.
Posted by jmon
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 11:01 pm to
So you look like this, only more feminine.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 11:16 pm to
No way. I’ve got way more chest hair than that.
Posted by jmon
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 11:20 pm to
So more like this?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 11:21 pm to
No way. My eyes are blue, not brown.
Posted by transcend
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Posted on 8/20/21 at 11:30 pm to
Are we playing that old board game "Guess who?"
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