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re: Bama fans, what's the deal with the black guy who carries Saban's Gatorade cup?
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:23 pm to agswin
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:23 pm to agswin
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Have not seen anything like this since 1960.
Gary Patterson literally has a woman that just walks around behind him holding a towel the entire game so he can wipe his face with it 6-7 times.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:24 pm to CapstoneGrad06
I'd do it for half.
Here sign this
Here drink this
Here is your oatmeal cream pie
Check please
Here sign this
Here drink this
Here is your oatmeal cream pie
Check please
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:27 pm to Gatorbait2008
He does a lot for Coach. Pretty much his right hand man for all the small stuff. Pulls his car around for him, runs various errands throughout the week, etc..
Basically eliminates any need to focus on anything but football. It’s pretty cool and he’s a great asset.
Basically eliminates any need to focus on anything but football. It’s pretty cool and he’s a great asset.
This post was edited on 1/2/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:29 pm to Tuscaloosa
Something I'd do for half still...get to go to CFB games for free. What a life O_O
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:29 pm to Tuscaloosa
Guy needs to write a book when he hangs it up. He's seen the best and the worst.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:40 pm to agswin
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Have not seen anything like this since 1960.
You'll see a lot in Bama that reminds you of the 60s.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:43 pm to craigbiggio
Been at Bama for 36 years. He also is the one to put the Coke bottle on the podium for Saban's pressers.
Gatekeeper of Nick Saban's autograph calmly manages the chaos
Gatekeeper of Nick Saban's autograph calmly manages the chaos
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He's Cedric Burns, the guy you've seen on Nick Saban's hip but probably don't know. Officially, he's listed as Alabama's athletics relations coordinator. Every year since Saban arrived in 2007, Burns has been the one who stands between the few hundred autograph-hungry golf fans and a Saban signature.
His run as an assistant to Alabama coaches dates back 36 years at this point -- reaching all the way back to the end of the Bear Bryant era.
No news conference begins before Burns delivers the sponsored soda bottle to the podium. There's always a smile for the gathered reporters, though his decades of stories remain confidential. That loyalty is certainly related to his longevity.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:46 pm to StopRobot
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His name is Cedric Burns. He is assistant to the head coach.

Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:48 pm to CapstoneGrad06
130k, and a title other than "personal assistant".
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:52 pm to BillBrosky
Is 'Athletic Relations Coordinator' that hard to say? My goodness, "personal assistant" sounds too much like an indentured servant. The man makes good bank.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 2:53 pm to BillBrosky
Buncha dadgum racist bastids.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:06 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Gary Patterson literally has a woman that just walks around behind him holding a towel the entire game so he can wipe his face with it 6-7 times.
I've seen this. And she looks like she's disgusted to hold that towel with his fat-body stinky sweat. He just looks like he smells bad.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:06 pm to BillBrosky
Damn Cedric, we thought you were cool with all that.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:11 pm to craigbiggio
Hey hey ho ho black assistant has to go.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:23 pm to craigbiggio
I'm sure the boosters will have him taken care of when he retires. Just imagine the information this fella can provide.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:28 pm to AU1960
Can't they find a white guy to do it? MAGA!
Posted on 1/2/18 at 3:44 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Why are you so upset?
Just an old man rambling. Popcorn hulls between my teeth.
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