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re: Auburn Joke......Could be CPAs girl
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:46 pm to bigpapamac
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:46 pm to bigpapamac
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AUCatfish, the Alabama fan made an incest joke about Auburn first. I don't know why you thing incest jokes would be upsetting. You copied them (nothing new for Auburn to copy somebody though).
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Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:49 pm to RockyStop
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Are you talking?
Damn dude, slap in a tampon and take a midol. This isn't Tidefans.com, you post an Auburn joke and somebody comes back at you get your panties in a twist.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:51 pm to AUCatfish
Again, nobody seems to be upset that you made a joke. The fact that you made a terrible, old joke makes some people hate you.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:55 pm to bigpapamac
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Again, nobody seems to be upset that you made a joke. The fact that you made a terrible, old joke makes some people hate you.
I would hope that nobody would get upset at jokes on a sports board.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 5:19 pm to AUCatfish
Then quit trying to act like everybody is, cause they're not.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 6:11 pm to bigpapamac
RockyStop, a Tennessee Fan, and an LSU fan were traveling together when they came up on a castle. The king was waiting on them and said one of you men will marry my beautiful daughter, but first you have to get through 3 obstacles. Swim a moat with Alligators, jump a barbwire fence, and have sex with a cow. The LSU fan goes first and while swimming across the moat he gets attacked and killed by a huge gator. The Tennessee fan goes next and he gets past the gators but gets his nutsack hung on the fence and hangs until he dies. Well RockyStop swims the moat, jumps the fence, and bangs the hell out of the cow. When he gets to the castle, the king tells him he can have his daughter. Rockystop then replies, I will pass on your daughter but how much do you want for that cow.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 6:12 pm to bigpapamac
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hen quit trying to act like everybody is, cause they're not.
Work on your reading comprehension and then get back to me. I was responding to a single poster, referring to his affiliation as "bammers" just like AU people are called barners and LSU people are called "corndogs". I didn't think anyone was offended other than the person I was responding to, and frankly wouldn't care if someone was offended.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 7:04 pm to AuburnCPA
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I will pass on your daughter but how much do you want for that cow.
Wouldn't they be the same thing in auburn?
Posted on 8/15/08 at 7:06 pm to Dribble
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Wouldn't they be the same thing in auburn?
:lol: Posted on 8/15/08 at 7:16 pm to AUCatfish
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I didn't think anyone was offended other than the person I was responding to,
Why would I be offended? Especially coming from a Barner
Posted on 8/15/08 at 7:17 pm to RockyStop
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Why would I be offended? Especially coming from a Barner
Posted on 8/15/08 at 11:28 pm to Ross
An oldie, but I still laugh.
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: It takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA: It takes two, one to change the bulb and one to stabilize the rolling beer cooler the bulb changer is using for a ladder.
At FLORIDA: It takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA: It takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: It takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: It takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: It takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: It takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE: It takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, " GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: It takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama and Georgia, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA: It takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: It takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA: It takes two, one to change the bulb and one to stabilize the rolling beer cooler the bulb changer is using for a ladder.
At FLORIDA: It takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.
At ALABAMA: It takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
At OLE MISS: It takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At LSU: It takes seven, and each one gets credit for five Semester hours.
At KENTUCKY: It takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.
At TENNESSEE: It takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.
At MISSISSIPPI STATE: It takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, " GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".
At AUBURN: It takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama and Georgia, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.
At SOUTH CAROLINA: It takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.
At ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 11:48 pm to Tigergrl26
Long walk off a short pier.
Posted on 8/16/08 at 1:29 am to Kirkee4
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Tigergrl26
My God
Posted on 8/16/08 at 3:49 am to RockyStop
Dumbest joke ever
Posted on 8/16/08 at 3:52 am to poop
this thread has a couple of the dumbest jokes ever.
Posted on 8/16/08 at 7:23 am to heartbreakTiger
Alright here you go---
Just for the Bama fans
KNOCK KNOCK.............
Just for the Bama fans
KNOCK KNOCK.............
Posted on 8/16/08 at 7:03 pm to bigpapamac
Oh good grief. Get over yourself. This is why people think LSU fans suck and can't take a joke.
Posted on 8/16/08 at 8:06 pm to AUCatfish
how does a Bama mom know when her daugher has her first period?
This post was edited on 8/16/08 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 8/16/08 at 10:28 pm to chinese58
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how does a Bama mom know when her daugher has her first period?
I'll bite....how?
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