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Auburn Joke......Could be CPAs girl
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:39 pm
A new Auburn student goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains.'
The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. She shows her several patterns but the girl
seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The girl promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small.
What room are they for?'
The Auburn student says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new
computer monitor.
The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need
curtains!'
The Auburn student says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got
Windoooooows.......
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains.'
The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. She shows her several patterns but the girl
seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The girl promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small.
What room are they for?'
The Auburn student says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new
computer monitor.
The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need
curtains!'
The Auburn student says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got
Windoooooows.......
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
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Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:46 pm to RockyStop
Huge failure.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:46 pm to RockyStop
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ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
That's been the funniest joke around here for the last 15 years.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:47 pm to BamaScoop
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Huge failure.
+1
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:48 pm to Skeeter 79
Do easy on Rockystop, he's still tired from doing a Drag Queen Show last night 
j/k man !!!
j/k man !!!
Posted on 8/15/08 at 3:51 pm to Steven4bama
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Do easy on Rockystop, he's still tired from doing a Drag Queen Show last night
Rolled into bed about 5:30 up at 7:30 I'm good
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:00 pm to RockyStop
that is the worst joke i have ever heard.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:08 pm to bbap
pretty gay.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:17 pm to HighPlainsDrifter
A disclaimer: My LSU friend sent this to me
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:22 pm to RockyStop
Auburn Joke:
An auburn grad father and his 14 year old daughter go into a pharmacy asking for plan-B birth control. The pharmacist has a hard time comprehending this request for a girl so young, and asks the father how if he is sure she's sexually active. The father says "Hell no she ain't active. She just lays there and takes it like her mother."
An auburn grad father and his 14 year old daughter go into a pharmacy asking for plan-B birth control. The pharmacist has a hard time comprehending this request for a girl so young, and asks the father how if he is sure she's sexually active. The father says "Hell no she ain't active. She just lays there and takes it like her mother."
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:23 pm to lp9qq
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An auburn grad father and his 14 year old daughter go into a pharmacy asking for plan-B birth control. The pharmacist has a hard time comprehending this request for a girl so young, and asks the father how if he is sure she's sexually active. The father says "Hell no she ain't active. She just lays there and takes it like her mother."
thats some twisted shite
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:24 pm to lp9qq
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An auburn grad father and his 14 year old daughter go into a pharmacy asking for plan-B birth control. The pharmacist has a hard time comprehending this request for a girl so young, and asks the father how if he is sure she's sexually active. The father says "Hell no she ain't active. She just lays there and takes it like her mother."
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:24 pm to lp9qq
What's the first thing a bammer girl says after losing her virginity?
Daddy get off me you're crushing my cigarettes!!!
Daddy get off me you're crushing my cigarettes!!!
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:25 pm to AUCatfish
that's funny shite right there!Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:25 pm to AUCatfish
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What's the first thing a bammer girl says after losing her virginity?
Daddy get off me you're crushing my cigarettes!!!
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:31 pm to RockyStop
I am sorry Rockystop, that was insensitive of me. I forget that incest jokes hit a little too close to home for the bammer nation.
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:35 pm to AUCatfish
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AUCatfish
Look at your name, do I even need to respond to this? Redneck
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:40 pm to RockyStop
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Look at your name, do I even need to respond to this? Redneck
I must have hit really, really close to home with the incest thing to make you lash out like that...
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:42 pm to AUCatfish
Are you talking?
Posted on 8/15/08 at 4:45 pm to RockyStop
AUCatfish, the Alabama fan made an incest joke about Auburn first. I don't know why you think incest jokes would be upsetting. You copied them (nothing new for Auburn to copy somebody though).
This post was edited on 8/15/08 at 4:48 pm
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