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re: Auburn has defeated a top 5 team in a bowl game once in its history
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:09 am to jvilletiger25
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:09 am to jvilletiger25
This thread is about how Alabama has 15 times as many wins against top 5 bowl opponents as Auburn has. Also, we currently have a four game winning streak against you. Additionally, we are in the playoff this year and you guys are 6-6. Furthermore, we defeated you this season thanks to a miracle TD on fourth and goal from the 31 in the final minute in your house. If the best trash talk you have is a bowl loss from 9 years ago, that means you don’t have a whole helluva lot.
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Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:10 am to Decker
A response thread from a post in another thread. Holy crap! You gumps are reaching new lows.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:11 am to AUTiger789
Making fun of your rival does not equal obsession. It’s literally what this place is here for.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:11 am to auzach91
Stay in that bubble, bub 
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:12 am to Decker
Just means they have RED arse!!!!!!
Posted on 12/30/23 at 12:21 am to Toadman005
I still think the statistic is mind-boggling. Tennessee has done it like 6 times. I think LSU has done it 7 times. 1 top 5 win ever in a bowl is crazy for an upper tier program.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 1:23 am to Fanatic4U
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they forget to remember that their athletic program overall is weak and they’re a 1-hit wonder in sports.
Yeah, the women's indoor track team and the rowing team really keep me up at night.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 2:01 am to Decker
We also have zero instances of inbred rednecks hauling a truckload of poison in the dead of night to kill the landscaping of our rivals, zero instances of fans sexually assaulting drunks in Krystals, murdering relatives over losses, drunken hoes flinging themselves into fans from other schools, hurling bricks into coach’s windshields or hauling infants down a football field with a sharpie for our football coach to sign.
But congrats on the bowl record.
But congrats on the bowl record.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 2:26 am to AUCom96
Auburn fans and Alabama fans are from the same state and the same gene pool. Our team just wins more.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 5:21 am to Decker
If Bama fans ever amounted to anything they would have time to sit around and think up dumb things like this to pat themselves on the back about.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 5:37 am to Decker
So, you are admitting that bama is the last football factory left in America? The insane craving for respectability via football actually robs bama fans of the very thing they desire. America laughs at and has pity for bama fans, fanatics and zealots.
This post was edited on 12/30/23 at 5:39 am
Posted on 12/30/23 at 5:53 am to AUCom96
quote:They have no ability to see or understand what they do when football is involved. Then they huddle around each other and blame everyone else and make excuses like everyone else being jealous of them is why they do what they do.
We also have zero instances of inbred rednecks hauling a truckload of poison in the dead of night to kill the landscaping of our rivals, zero instances of fans sexually assaulting drunks in Krystals, murdering relatives over losses, drunken hoes flinging themselves into fans from other schools, hurling bricks into coach’s windshields or hauling infants down a football field with a sharpie for our football coach to sign.
This post was edited on 12/30/23 at 5:57 am
Posted on 12/30/23 at 6:10 am to Decker
Santa Monica is nasty as hell. Figures!
Posted on 12/30/23 at 6:39 am to Decker
Posted on 12/30/23 at 6:41 am to BamaGradinTn
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Says the guy whose averaged posting seven times a day, every day, for the last 15 years, on a discussion board
You know there are more boards than the sec rant..which probably gets 20% of my posts since 2012ish.
Posted on 12/30/23 at 6:45 am to Decker
What years team were you on bud?
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:10 am to auzach91
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You seem like an angry little redneck
Well yeah
They’re just gross people for the most part
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:11 am to Decker
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Auburn fans and Alabama fans are from the same state and the same gene pool. Our team just wins more
“You guys are probably as white trash as me” is a take
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:20 am to auzach91
quote:We have lots to make life meaningful, we just get to enjoy having a great football program and you don’t know what that’s like.
Just laughing at bama fans who have nothing but football to make their life meaningful
Posted on 12/30/23 at 7:36 am to Decker
Alabama is the best program in CFB. Auburn is historically a top-15 program. It is what it is. Not a surprise 
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