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re: At least 5 teams way better than LSU

Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:48 am to
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9471 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:48 am to
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He said we had a shitty defense. It's top 5 in the nation.


Yeah, because no way playing Central Arkansas or UL Laffayette would pad your stats.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:49 am to
Bama is not better than LSU lolololol

Bama’s biggest asset in the LSU game is a lingering torso injury to our QB

I didn’t even know Mizzou was playing this year. Mizzou has to be the most boring team in football history. No one cares.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:51 am to
You might want to take a look at the offense stats of the 3 teams LSU beat. They ain't that great.
Posted by TigerSooner
Member since Nov 2023
3563 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:59 am to
What a stupid post.
Posted by OilfieldLSUFan
St Tammany Parish
Member since Sep 2015
329 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:59 am to
What is Mizzou fans obsession with LSU? Mizzou fans definitely have little man syndrome.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37127 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 9:59 am to
That’s funny because we don’t really think about UMisery at all.
Posted by VT4
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jan 2004
903 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:06 am to
Like a cherry, Missouri offers nothing of substance
Coated in red dye
Overly sweet
And adorning foods and drinks made for children
Missouri is the acrid aftertaste of fakeness
Hereinafter referred to as cherries
Posted by Adventure Junkie
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2024
662 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:11 am to
quote:

What is Mizzou fans obsession with LSU? Mizzou fans definitely have little man syndrome.


I’m not sure.

That post on our board about pretending we’re playing LSU last week still hisses at me. I wish they’d delete it, but instead they banned me for criticizing it. It really is an embarrassing post.

Posted by PPeterson1
Choklahoma
Member since Jul 2010
2118 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:16 am to
Top 5 against who? Kansas? ??
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:17 am to
We think of LSU as the dingleberry of the SEC, all stinky, hairy and full of shite.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:18 am to
Have you even paid attention to how shitty Clemson, La Tech and Florida offenses have been?
Posted by VT4
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jan 2004
903 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:19 am to
Cherry numero uno
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6910 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:22 am to
Yea, these are some real world beaters this season:

SEC teams are averaging less than 30.0 PPG, with their starting QBs:

LSU — 20.0 PPG — QB: Garrett Nussmeier.

Texas — ~24.0 PPG (72 points in 3 games) — QB: Arch Manning.

Florida — 27.0 PPG — QB: DJ Lagway.

South Carolina — 23.0 PPG — QB: LaNorris Sellers.

Kentucky — ~23.5 PPG (47 points in 2 games) — QB: Cutter Boley.

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Why are we even suiting up and playing games this season? LSU is obviously returned to all of their glory .... I mean just look at what they've done to some VERY STIFF competition this season thus far. Kind of wild too, seeing as how they are averaging the least amount of points scored this season.
This post was edited on 9/17/25 at 10:23 am
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
7537 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:25 am to
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You might want to take a look at the offense stats of the 3 teams LSU beat. They ain't that great.

Someone slept through a few statistics courses. It’s 3 games. The low ranked defenses generally probably played the high ranked offenses. The high ranked offenses generally probably played the low ranked defenses. Hence the term “data points.”
Posted by WESB59
TN-The Bermuda Triangle of Football
Member since Oct 2018
220 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:25 am to
quote:

When is the last time Vandy beat LSU? It doesn’t happen.


9-22-1990.

Ya'll are due.
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
7537 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:26 am to
quote:

LSU is obviously returned to all of their glory .... I mean just look at what they've done to some VERY STIFF competition this season thus far.

No one has said this. This thread wasn’t even started by an LSU fan lol. Unless you get this mad by people saying they don’t really think about Mizzou.
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6910 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Unless you get this mad by people saying they don’t really think about Mizzou.


Not sure why you would think I am angry? I am use to the LSU hate (news flash -- not a new development). I am simply posting additional data that supports the OP's claims. LSU is scoring less points per game than even Kentucky. While I do "hear" that defenses win championships ... I am not so sure you got the horses to do it all via one side of the ball.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:30 am to
How are you measuring your defense?
Posted by HvacGoon
Pineville, La
Member since Apr 2024
206 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:30 am to
When has Mizpoo been relevant in anything? I'll wait
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
7537 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 10:32 am to
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I am not so sure you got the horses to do it all via one side of the ball.

I am also questioning if we do tbh. But being behind Kentucky in PPG has nothing to do with it. We have a very good chance of getting a last minute Touchdown against Florida if we wanted it. Did we want it? Of course not as it didn’t matter at all. Using solely PPG as a measure without context it’s stupid. Because Florida State scored 77 against a junior college doesn’t mean they are 20 points better than another team who may score 56 for example. Context matters.
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