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re: Assuming Texas beats Bama this weekend

Posted on 9/7/23 at 10:52 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28479 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 10:52 pm to
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get preferential treatment and more respect on this board?

Out of the question.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28479 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 10:54 pm to
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Texas will get top billing on sec shorts and bama will be ridiculed on finebaum that’s about it

There’d be more grumbling than that. And scrutiny too.
It wouldn’t be nothing.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17173 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:56 pm to
They won’t lol
Posted by Forever Ur Daddy
Member since Sep 2023
78 posts
Posted on 9/7/23 at 11:59 pm to
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Since we'd be the new kings of the SEC


You’re so far from even being in the top
half of the conference. Start by just trying to win one game at a time. You’ll never be king
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23742 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 4:16 am to
LOOK EVERYONE! It's VAGINAMAN!
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Hook ‘Em!
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 5:06 am to
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Assuming Texas beats Bama this weekend


I lost you at Assuming Texas beats Bama. The main reason you were close last year is Bama made stupid mistakes. I guarantee it won’t happen again. Saban never is unprepared for a team twice. Like ever.

It’s actually quite the opposite. Your team has been a target of emphasis all year. And they are going to make a statement to the world that Texas is no where close to Bama.

You’re not gonna waltz in to their house and hand them a loss. It’s just not gonna happen.

Texas play well. But you won’t beat Bama. They are simply better than you in every way.
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
2570 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 6:51 am to
Even if Texas beats bama, you’ll get no respect over here. Anyone can get up for a game. You’ll get respect if you come over here and grind out wins with your new sec schedule next year
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 7:07 am to
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TrNabs
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2208 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 8:01 am to
Lmao…riiiight.. One win over a SEC team and you think you “deserve the right” to be one the new SEC king? Typical whorn arrogance, you dildo wavers deserve zero respect.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
5596 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 8:01 am to
Actually, yes. It would be a referendum on how far Bama has fallen. The rent is constantly talking about the decline, so losing to Texas will mean the decline is real.

And I think there’s a good chance that Texas can win this game if they force Milroe into some turnovers..
This post was edited on 9/8/23 at 8:02 am
Posted by skipjackbama
Member since Apr 2023
1502 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 8:09 am to
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Assuming Texas beats Bama this weekend
Posted by Wolf Shirt
the boardwalk
Member since Sep 2008
10571 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 8:14 am to
arse U Me
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
4218 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 9:15 am to
frick Texas. Hopefully, for the good of the conference, Bama will embarrass you soy latte sippers. The end.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
2690 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 11:06 am to
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we'd be the new kings of the SEC


I thought you guys felt you were already. Why all the doubt and insecurity?

You're not one of the dildo buttercups UTx is inundated with i hope.

Hey, y'all should take two of those big rubber dildos and strap them on each end of the long horns that protrude from your mascot. It'd be safer and more representative of your university.
Posted by CISO
ATX
Member since Nov 2021
1082 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 3:38 pm to
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UTrans


You cockgobblers never stop begging for attention


Oh the irony
Posted by CISO
ATX
Member since Nov 2021
1082 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 3:38 pm to
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You're not one of the dildo buttercups UTx is inundated with i hope.


No more so than the sister frickers AL is littered with
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9201 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 4:05 pm to
As the rookie, you would suck one less dick.

But,as we all know, that will not happen and you will just suck em all.
Posted by CISO
ATX
Member since Nov 2021
1082 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 4:17 pm to
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You’re not gonna waltz in to their house and hand them a loss. It’s just not gonna happen.

Texas play well. But you won’t beat Bama. They are simply better than you in every way.


Can you pull their dick out of your mouth for five seconds?
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1881 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 4:34 pm to
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Can you pull their dick out of your mouth for five seconds?


Can you realize that you are in love with an illusion? A dream? A hope? As in not based in reality? As in delusional?
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/8/23 at 4:36 pm to
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Can you realize that you are in love with an illusion? A dream? A hope? As in not based in reality? As in delusional?
What's ironic is you could basically accuse any aggie of that for the past 84 years across all sports, yet you're slurping Alabama as hard as you can in order to get a dig at big meanie Texas
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