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re: Arrogant, old school SEC types
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:10 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:10 pm to Faurot fodder
I want Missouri to win, but I want something bad, yet not devastating, to happen to most of the Missouri fans on this board so that you can't enjoy the win.
Like, your cat pisses all over your favorite recliner right before kickoff. Or you have an affordable mechanical problem with your wife's car and she makes you work on it during the game. Or your child comes out of the closet as an Aggie fan that morning.
Like, your cat pisses all over your favorite recliner right before kickoff. Or you have an affordable mechanical problem with your wife's car and she makes you work on it during the game. Or your child comes out of the closet as an Aggie fan that morning.
This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 2:11 pm
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Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:10 pm to captdalton
We're not carpetbaggers. We earn it on the field. We're not just cashing SEC checks, we're investing it. If you get up in time, tune in and you'll see how we're investing.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:12 pm to Faurot fodder
Montana state
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:12 pm to Faurot fodder
I want bama to lose every game except when they play Florida.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:12 pm to weremoose
LOL
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:12 pm to Faurot fodder
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guarantee many coonasses here want Bama to win. GUARANTEE!
They are ULL fans
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:36 pm to Faurot fodder
I just happened to drive to Columbia, MO last week. I can assure you first hand thar one can not start in B’ham, AL and drive 10 hours in any northernly direction and still be in the south. And you are benefitting financially from what the SEC was before you arrived.
So… carpet bagging yankees.
I like the people in Columbia, MO. But let’s not pretend that a city 125 miles from the Iowa border is in the south.
So… carpet bagging yankees.
I like the people in Columbia, MO. But let’s not pretend that a city 125 miles from the Iowa border is in the south.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:39 pm to Faurot fodder
I swear your fans are bipolar. One thread is about how great yall are. Front 7 amazing, qb amazing, rb amazing etc.
Now this garbage? Just play the game.
Now this garbage? Just play the game.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:49 pm to captdalton
There are millions in Iowa who would fit right in with the SEC. Baptist? Check MAGA? Check. Country/rural? Check
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:54 pm to Faurot fodder
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guarantee many coonasses here want Bama to win. GUARANTEE!
You misjudge Missouri's ranking on the hate spectrum. You rank behind people posting selfies and ahead of overly runny salsa
Missouri winning would be kinda fun, minus the handful of Missouri idiots posting.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:55 pm to captdalton
I didn't say we were in the south. I said we're not carpetbaggers
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:55 pm to Faurot fodder
Missouri acting like they’re a football powerhouse. Cute. 
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:57 pm to CrimsonBoz
I've never not talked shite here. I'm a consistent a-hole.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:58 pm to molsusports
They need to tell us again about the big Super Bowl win 3 years ago against OSU club football team. We can never get enough of that asterisk filled story
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:13 pm to Faurot fodder
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Be honest, you want Bama to win.
It would be nice to hear Alabama lost the game, but the whole "us against the world" thing is really overblown.
At the end of the day, I don't believe Mizzou’s man enough to beat Alabama.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:17 pm to PorkSammich
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Drink’s biggest win was beating a 5-5 LSU team in 2020.
They were 1-1. One of those 5 losses was to Mizzou, so you can’t say they beat a 5-5 team. It’s a logical fallacy.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:18 pm to weremoose
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I want something bad, yet not devastating, to happen to most of the Missouri fans on this board so that you can't enjoy the win.
Like, your cat pisses all over your favorite recliner right before kickoff. Or you have an affordable mechanical problem with your wife's car and she makes you work on it during the game. Or your child comes out of the closet as an Aggie fan that morning.
How did choke on their own vomit not make the list?
I don't mean choke to death, just until they turn blue and have a sore throat for a week.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:25 pm to Faurot fodder
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Be honest, you want Bama to win.
Absolutely. Benefits my cause. LSU needs Mizzou to lose a couple times. LSU has to beat Bama so Bama wins just help our cause…
Not personal, just business…
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:29 pm to Faurot fodder
Roll Tide. frick Antifa U.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:44 pm to Frog Hide
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How did choke on their own vomit not make the list?
I don't mean choke to death, just until they turn blue and have a sore throat for a week.
Like when they get that burning feeling in their sinuses and everything smells like vomit for hours?
Hell yeah dude. That one. That's the wish.
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