re: Arkansas vs Texas

We just beat the cocks. Now, we gotta beat the UTerus

I'm sorry the superior team beat your overachieving team five times in the same season and ended their little ill-fated Cinderella story. Try not to let this cloud your judgement and make you pull for the traditional bad guys of college athletics. The pettiness is a bad look.

Y'all remember the day Arkansas football was neutered for eternity?

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No, I wasn't born.

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True story, Arkansas used to piss standing up.

Think 'bout a place that's hot as hell
'Bout drier than the bottom of a dried-out well
And I think ya know what Texas means to me
Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs
The banks are all too poor to rob
And I'd like to say one thing 'fore I leave

frick you, Texas, and frick your Lone Star Beer.
frick that fricking Alamo, and frickin' long-horned steer.
frick every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
frick you, Texas, and frick you plumb to death!

I work'd my fingers to the bone
But I knowed I wrote some pretty good songs
'Til I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB
They jerked my tunes off the honky-tonk
With a bullshite list of 'do's and 'don't's
They lock'd 'em up, and throw'd away the key.

Well, frick you, Texas, and frick your Lone Star Beer.
frick that fricking Alamo, and frickin' long-horned steer.
frick every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
frick you, Texas, and frick you plumb to death!

Well, I'm headed for the border line
Anyplace else'll be just fine
As long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep
Get up each mornin' with my arse-a-flexin'
And give birth to yet another Texan
And write a song as he slips between my cheeks!

So, frick you, Texas, and frick your Lone Star Beer.
frick that fricking Alamo, and frickin' long-horned steer.
frick every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
frick you, Texas, and frick you plumb to death!

frick you, Texas, and frick your Lone Star Beer.
frick that fricking Alamo, and frickin' long-horned steer.
frick every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
frick you, Texas, and frick you plumb to death!

Also from earlier this year...

Go omahogs!

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that clemans clan comes into my bar somtimes and i aint liking them talk to much to country acting to fake so just so i can throw some jabs i want the hogs to not jus beat them but beat the donkey mule shite out of them

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I am definitely not awake enough to translate that post.

It would be nice for Texas to have a hand in eliminating both old SWC teams from the national championship hunt, but having watched Ark play and having watched Texas play, I think Texas has used up all its juju.