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re: Arkansas has a boner for Drinkwitz

Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66882 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:44 pm to
This isn't giving anyone a boner:
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Posted by mpwilging
Punta Gorda Isles, Florida
Member since Jan 2011
8839 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:47 pm to
Uh, that would be the Aggies
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:49 pm to

Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22755 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:50 pm to


Honestly, if you knew nothing at all about this guy, wouldn't you assume his head coach position would be some honorary title by the make a wish foundation?
This post was edited on 2/6/22 at 12:55 pm
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:53 pm to
shite gonna give me a seizure.

Dorkwitz is up there with Grindin' Brian on the Cringe-o-meter.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66882 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:54 pm to
I think the full celebration gif is better than the glitchy looped one. It really shows how dedicated to it he was.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Honestly, if you knew nothing at all about this guy, wouldn't you assume his head coach position would be some honorary title by the make a wish foundation?


I'd guess youth pastor or quirky weatherman.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:02 pm to
They are mad he turned him down. They are mad their big breasted head man can’t recruit like him.

They know Mizzou will be leagues ahead of them as long as Drink is here and their 5th choice is there.

It’s all understandable really, but still childish
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

They are mad he turned him down. They are mad their big breasted head man can’t recruit like him.

They know Mizzou will be leagues ahead of them as long as Drink is here and their 5th choice is there.

It’s all understandable really, but still childish


And they know their coordinators will be bailing for better jobs after this coming season, exposing titboss as a lesser Ed O.
Posted by OSqueal
Member since Jan 2011
5793 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:45 pm to
Who the frick is Drinkwitz?
Posted by LAHog124
Arlen, Texas
Member since Mar 2015
983 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:52 pm to
Drink looks like a youth minister that tries way too hard to fit in with middle schoolers
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4928 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:57 pm to
Drink was never offered.

He’s recruiting so well. Like 4 spots above Arkansas after transfers taken into account.

Mizzou got no impact transfers or an OC.

Your 5 win seasons is waiting on you in 2022
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5101 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:58 pm to
The only person with a boner for Drinkwitz is the boyfriend he made at Comic-Con
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4928 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:59 pm to
Weird that Briles turned down Miami this year. (Left 1 million on the table to stay)

Odom turned down Texas and LSU last year.

Only way those guys leave is if they get a HC job and Pittman has a long list of people wanting to work for him unlike the dork
This post was edited on 2/6/22 at 2:00 pm
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3877 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 1:59 pm to
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But do carry on.

Please! Tell us more completely pointless facts about a user name.
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7302 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 2:02 pm to
I am sure that no man or woman on this planet gets sexually aroused in any way, shape, or form by Drinkwitz.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
62399 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

They are mad he turned him down. They are mad their big breasted head man can’t recruit like him.
Guess we'll just have to settle for having better seasons and winning the head to head. Damn.
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Guess we'll just have to settle for having better seasons and winning the head to head. Damn.

That doesn't happen very often.
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1923 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Weird that Briles turned down Miami this year. (Left 1 million on the table to stay)

Odom turned down Texas and LSU last year.

Only way those guys leave is if they get a HC job and Pittman has a long list of people wanting to work for him unlike the dork


Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4928 posts
Posted on 2/6/22 at 2:24 pm to
Atleast Mizzou has basketball and baseball to help them get through the next few seasons of terrible football


Oh wait. They don’t have those sports either

Atleast you have the Rams to cheer for in the SB. Oh wait they left the ghetto of STL
This post was edited on 2/6/22 at 2:25 pm
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