Are ebb tide fans worried about the schedule yet?

You're playing with a glorified high school front 7, your coach is old as frick and sunburnt, your best QB is on pace to win a Heisman for okie, and to top it off you may not record a single win against a ranked opponent this year. Can bama sneak in the CFP without a top 25 win?

After Auburn ceremoniously knocks off aggy this week, they will fall out the rankings at 2-2 with only a cupcake against Arkansas to rebound. So no ranked win there. Or God forbid you lose to an unranked aggy!

Then fast forward a few games. This could be the year the other tigers finally get you. Burrow put some mustard on his corndog this year it seems. I just don't see how you stop them with all those freshmen up front. If they hold you to under 30 again, the tide will be low fo sho.

Then fast forward another 3 games to the bowl of iron. We all remember what happened last time we played in Auburn. No explanation needed. Big dicks Nix and co. are gonna be dropping bombs all over the bama secondary.

My prediction: the tide recedes faster than Derrick Henry's hairline.