SummrOfGeorgeWallace

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6. Texas A&M (34-30) (53.1%)
7. South Carolina (79-82) (49.1%)

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Damn, the SEC is top heavy. These 2 are in the top half; one has a losing record and the other is a pathetic 4 games above .500

Rounders has fantastic sluts.

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Bro, we won the Iron Bowl this year.

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frick yeah we did. Going to win it next year too!

What kind of sick joke is this that we have to play our bowl the same time on the same day an hour away from the menstrating pussies? Now I can't even go drive down to Orlando for NYE to see the fireworks and Christmas lights without being surrounded by my toothless brethren. Most of you don't understand what those people smell like when they're all hopped up on PBR and eggnog. It's going to be a damn fire hazard.

That brings up gripe number 2. We beat Alabama and are ranked higher. Why the frick do they get to go to Orlando? I don't know if there's an actual pecking order between Citrus and Outback, but I do know i would rather be in Orlando than fricking Tampa. They must have called in a favor from UT or something. Total bullshite.

And I swear, if Georgia blows it again to a second tier Big 12 team they should get a 5 year Sugar Bowl ban. Let one of us go enjoy the spotlight for a change instead of constantly shitting the bed on the national stage. You should be embarrassed. How many SEC Shorts were made at your expense this season? fricking shameful. I bet Florida and LSU roll in their NY6 bowls. Lucky fricks, all of you. Well not Tennessee, but y'all get the fricking point.

Damnit!

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Do you even know who George Wallace was?

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The greatest guvna we ever had. He starred in that Gump movie. It's too bad they tarnished his name by naming that congested tunnel after him down in Mobile.

When he gets hurt again next do we still have to feign sympathy?

The lazy will guess Texas A&M and Missouri, but they cut all ties with the Big XII.

Some of you may guess Alabama and LSU because of their air raid offenses, but you would only be half right.

Alabama and Tennessee both call themselves "affiliate members" of the Big XII. It's only a matter of time before they go full XII. I for one say good riddance.

The only hang-up is whether Texas and Oklahoma will allow the Big XII offices to be moved to Birmingham.

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This is aging gloriously!

According to the Wolfe, the ten best teams in America are:
1. Who cares?
2. The Ohio State
3. Penn State
4. Clemson
5. SMU
6. Florida
7. Baylor
8. Cincy
9. Gumps
10. Auburn

So the Wolfe values our strong wins more than it discounts our mishaps, and gives gumpy the benefit of the doubt for going 8-0. The Wolfe is a problem solver, so I fully trust his assessment that SMU, Baylor, and Cincinnati are better than Auburn and Gump face.



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