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Anyone here actually met TV?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:13 pm
I actually saw Tony Vitello at the Publix in Knoxville today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of grizzly wintergreen in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of grizzly wintergreen in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:14 pm to mrbighawg
Hi Harry. Started off way too strong on this alter.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:15 pm to mrbighawg
You forgot the part where he said he banged your girl.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:15 pm to mrbighawg
Did he flip her off on the way to his Prius?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:28 pm to Blackgloves
Yes, wish I could have got it on my phone
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:41 pm to mrbighawg
As bad as I want to believe this, give me "Things that didn't happen" for $1000 Alex
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:44 pm to mrbighawg
The cans of chaw was a nice addition. I appreciate the way you painted that picture.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:01 pm to mrbighawg
1000% Vitello dips Skoal Cherry and spits it out after 5 min
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