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re: Anybody know what this is about in Tuscaloosa?

Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:21 am to
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24503 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:21 am to
After calling one too many delayed linebacker blitzes, Saban used his championship rings as brass knuckles and beat Pete Golding to death
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 7:42 am
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3478 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:25 am to
Supply problem with Nickie's hair dye??
Posted by PrisonMike
Member since Jan 2015
1528 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:40 am to
Any updates on this tweet?
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
5679 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:42 am to
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Any updates on this tweet?


It's BS. Sorry you woke up early to check for updates.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12170 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 7:59 am to
He will battle back
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3448 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:07 am to
It has something to do with Saban wanting Grant Sykes as an Alabama cheerleader.

Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
Member since May 2021
522 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:20 am to
No, but if you masturbate a little harder maybe something will come of it.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9687 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:21 am to
It's not just Battle but Rick's has a back issue. Both are more serious than being reported. Brian Branch, Christian Storey and Malachi Moore will be counted on early.

There is also another defensive lineman that hasn't been identified but is out until after the Texas game...at the earliest.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:26 am to
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Both are more serious than being reported


Nothing has been reported on Battle, but his isn't serious.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49272 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:40 am to
Saban took Kelly’s words to heart and decapitated his QBs
Posted by BadaBingBadaBoom
Lafourche Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1989 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:46 am to
quote:

It's not just Battle but Rick's has a back issue. Both are more serious than being reported.


Called it a while back. Ricks will never finish the year at Alabama. One of two reasons or both. Attitude or injury. Both were a problem at LSU.
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2530 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:53 am to
oh no!!! what on earth is bama going to do?!
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:18 am to
My sources tell me that Saban and Jimbo both recently tested positive for monkey pox. Source say's he doesn't know if the two have had recent close contact or if the timing is just coincidence.
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