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Alert to the Missouri Yankee Tigers
Posted on 11/25/24 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 11/25/24 at 9:31 pm
With a loss to us this year, you will finish behind us in the SEC standings.
Yes, that's right, the team picked preseason 11th in the country will finish behind the team picked 14th in the SEC. And you will praise your coach and be so happy you got him locked up long term.
Yeah but Pittman is fat, Dorkwitz rejected us, Arkansas sucks, etc. That all may be true, but so is the above.
What will really grind your gears is when we get a better bowl because it is well know our fans actually care about football unlike you Missourians, who are occupied with... Taylor Swift? St Louis Cardinals off-season? Women's soccer? Mayo on french fries? Polishing the snowblower? I don't know, whatever the excuse this time of year up north.
Yes, that's right, the team picked preseason 11th in the country will finish behind the team picked 14th in the SEC. And you will praise your coach and be so happy you got him locked up long term.
Yeah but Pittman is fat, Dorkwitz rejected us, Arkansas sucks, etc. That all may be true, but so is the above.
What will really grind your gears is when we get a better bowl because it is well know our fans actually care about football unlike you Missourians, who are occupied with... Taylor Swift? St Louis Cardinals off-season? Women's soccer? Mayo on french fries? Polishing the snowblower? I don't know, whatever the excuse this time of year up north.
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Posted on 11/25/24 at 9:44 pm to Porker Face
Missouri can always refer to the Arkansas handbook if they need excuses. It’s their Super Bowl, team let go of the rope, officials, didn’t get up for the game, it’s not a rivalry …
Posted on 11/25/24 at 9:47 pm to Porker Face
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Porker Face
Posted on 11/25/24 at 9:49 pm to Porker Face
Don't flatter yourselves.
We own you, and that is your reality.
Frankly, you bore us.
We own you, and that is your reality.
Frankly, you bore us.
This post was edited on 11/25/24 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 11/25/24 at 10:13 pm to Tigerfan0318
Meh, Since both teams are bowl eligible with nothing else to play for it will be as insignificant as the rest of them.
Posted on 11/25/24 at 10:16 pm to Clark14
Right out of the Arkansas handbook. I think this excuse is on page 1 or 2.
Posted on 11/25/24 at 10:29 pm to Arktigers
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Right out of the Arkansas handbook. I think this excuse is on page 1 or 2.
What’s untrue about what I said? Well, it’s very significant to you I guess.
Posted on 11/25/24 at 10:48 pm to Clark14
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Meh, Since both teams are bowl eligible with nothing else to play for it will be as insignificant as the rest of them.
Ok, well, can't argue with that.
Posted on 11/25/24 at 10:49 pm to Clark14
It’s a game, competition, entertainment. Enjoy as you only get a few each year.
Posted on 11/26/24 at 2:28 am to Porker Face
I miss playing LSU last. I just can't get exited to beat up a bunch of gay nerds.
Posted on 11/26/24 at 3:02 am to Porker Face
Posted on 11/26/24 at 3:03 am to Clark14
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What’s untrue about what I said? Well, it’s very significant to you I guess.
Our kids actually care about every game because we have a coach that knows how to motivate them and not just be a fat piece of shite screaming effort.
It's hilarious to watch you make excuses about losing almost a whole week before the game in a thread that's supposed to be about Arkansas trash talking missouri.
Posted on 11/26/24 at 6:49 am to Miznoz
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Our kids actually care about every game because we have a coach that knows how to motivate them and not just be a fat piece of shite screaming effort.
So you guys were motivated when you lost to Texas A&M and Alabama by 30?
Posted on 11/26/24 at 6:56 am to Clark14
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What’s untrue about what I said? Well, it’s very significant to you I guess.
Ironically, in a thread about Mizzou making excuses, the replies contain only Arkansas making their usual excuses.
Posted on 11/26/24 at 7:16 am to Porker Face
The team might be tired from making snowmen.
Is that a good excuse ?
Is that a good excuse ?
Posted on 11/26/24 at 7:36 am to Porker Face
Call these men yankees, you mofo. They fought for the Stars and Bars in R-kansas several times. LINK
What does this say about the R-kansas piglets??? We'll let the updated facts talk.
First meeting November 10, 1906 Missouri 11–0.
Latest meeting November 24, 2023 Missouri 48-14 on the road.
Statistics:
Meetings total 15.
All-time series Missouri leads 11–4.
Largest victory Missouri 38–0 (2018).
Longest win streak Missouri 5 (2016–2020).
Come on R-kansas…say it you pussies...Mizzou is OUR DADDY!
The last time arky won a football game in the state of Missouri? At Walsh Stadium, the home of the SLU football Billikens. Their football program was discontinued in 1949 and the stadium was demolished in the late 50’s.
6-0 Mizzou in CoMo all-time.
It's R-kansas that actually sucks. And Titboss can't stop it. Just the facts.
They'll never recover from that azz-beatin' in the 2008 Cotton Bowl…38-7. Mizzou's Tony Temple just scored another TD for the Cotton Bowl record (still stands). Darren McFadden frickin' WHO??? Here comes the "no coach" baby excuse, I guarantee.
Mizzou broke 'em, bent 'em over and finished the dirty in front of the world.
Let's see those R-kansas down votes and tears. Is R-kansas SEC material? You decide.
What does this say about the R-kansas piglets??? We'll let the updated facts talk.
First meeting November 10, 1906 Missouri 11–0.
Latest meeting November 24, 2023 Missouri 48-14 on the road.
Statistics:
Meetings total 15.
All-time series Missouri leads 11–4.
Largest victory Missouri 38–0 (2018).
Longest win streak Missouri 5 (2016–2020).
Come on R-kansas…say it you pussies...Mizzou is OUR DADDY!
The last time arky won a football game in the state of Missouri? At Walsh Stadium, the home of the SLU football Billikens. Their football program was discontinued in 1949 and the stadium was demolished in the late 50’s.
6-0 Mizzou in CoMo all-time.
It's R-kansas that actually sucks. And Titboss can't stop it. Just the facts.
They'll never recover from that azz-beatin' in the 2008 Cotton Bowl…38-7. Mizzou's Tony Temple just scored another TD for the Cotton Bowl record (still stands). Darren McFadden frickin' WHO??? Here comes the "no coach" baby excuse, I guarantee.
Mizzou broke 'em, bent 'em over and finished the dirty in front of the world.
Let's see those R-kansas down votes and tears. Is R-kansas SEC material? You decide.
This post was edited on 11/26/24 at 7:45 am
Posted on 11/26/24 at 7:48 am to Porker Face
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Missouri can always refer to the Arkansas handbook if they need excuses.
Posted on 11/26/24 at 7:50 am to Porker Face
All these teams are excited to play their rival and we have to play Missouri. Hope we changed the NIL deals to make the players play the last game. Last few years weve had to play backups because all the starters have left the team because its a nothing game to them
This post was edited on 11/26/24 at 7:51 am
Posted on 11/26/24 at 8:03 am to swinetime
Arkansas doesn’t have a rival, who would you rather play? Texas? LSU? They don’t give a shite about y’all either. Be grateful that the good people of Missouri entertain this silly one-sided rivalry and give you someone to hate even though we have other actual rivals. If everyone played their actual rivals on rivalry week, Arkansas would be left by themselves in the corner. Maybe y’all could play against literacy or Type 2 diabetes - they are the only true rival of Arkansas
Posted on 11/26/24 at 8:07 am to mouse_cop
Arkansas will never be Mizzou's bitterest rival .... that spot is solely reserved for Kansas
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