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re: Alabama 1st All Time in Winning % and 2nd
Posted on 1/1/20 at 6:53 am to AlabamaAlpha
Posted on 1/1/20 at 6:53 am to AlabamaAlpha
Enjoy the Citrus bowl
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Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:00 am to WilliamTaylor21
Those...those right there...are facts.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:01 am to Rock Floyd
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Like the bullshite fairy tale extra championships you inbred idiots try to claim.
Where did these 30 extra wins come from? NCAA records say you have 915.
You Bammers are literally fricking idiots.
"We gots thirty-elebem nashnul champships an for thowson wins. DUH HUH..."
Settle down, alter. It's going to be okay. Alabama apologizes for being the best.
Even shite stat sites like Sports Reference list Alabama's all-time record correctly, though they choose to only go back to the year 1902 because they are a shite site.
Add the 15 wins from 1892-1901 that Bama has to the 929 listed and, holy stupid fricking Cajun, it equals 944 wins for Mr. Big Dick Bama.
It's not hard, it really isn't. Get a non-LSU fan to explain it to you, as most LSU fan lack the cerebral ability to comprehend numbers.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:02 am to AlabamaAlpha
Jeez what a MELT 
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:03 am to jatebe
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This decade
Neat.
Are you 10 years old?
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:04 am to WilliamTaylor21
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WilliamTaylor21
Dude... every post you make about Alabama or in response to something about Alabama is a melt.
If you weren’t retarded you’d understand.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:10 am to AlabamaAlpha
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in all-time wins at 944 wins. Wow! In perhaps a mere 5 years, Bama will break the 1000 win mark.
Depending on how Michigan does in the next five years, Alabama could very well be the first to achieve the 1000 win threshold.
Michigan currently has 961 wins but, they could have a drop-off in the next 5 seasons and Alabama could pass them to achieve the 1000 win milestone first.
Then, naturally, Alabama would have not only the best winning % in college football as they do now, but could add the most wins milestone also.
There would then be, literally, no discussion whatsoever as to who the best college team to ever exist would be.
Alabama would hold the records for most NC's any way you wish to count them and at any year you wish to start counting them, as they do now. They would have the best winning percentage as they do now. And last, but not seen as the least by many, would have the most overall wins.
The trifecta. Let's all give Bama, the team, and their fans a huge Roll Tide Roll and wish them well for the new year.
Does this sound Citrusy to anyone? This sounds like it has a little Citrus tint to it to me.
It sounds like it has sorta an insignificant Citrus feel to it mixed with irrelevance and a smidgen of weakness and fear brought on by incompetence. Now that I think about it, it has a touch of crushed pineapple with an irrelevant Citrusy feel to it. That’s it, a weak crushed pineapple Citrus kind of smell to it.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:14 am to AlabamaAlpha
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Add the 15 wins from 1892-1901 that Bama has to the 929 listed and, holy stupid fricking Cajun, it equals 944 wins for Mr. Big Dick Bama.
You have 915 wins, Mr. Little Dick.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:19 am to AlabamaAlpha
Are you 12 years old, or retarded?
I’m embarrassed for you. Seriously.
You’re going to need serious help when Saban retires and you go back to losing 5 games every year.
I’m embarrassed for you. Seriously.
You’re going to need serious help when Saban retires and you go back to losing 5 games every year.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:19 am to Rock Floyd
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You have 915 wins, Mr. Little Dick.
No, stupid frick Cajun alter, Alabama has 944 wins.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:21 am to Grinder
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Are you 12 years old, or retarded?
I’m embarrassed for you. Seriously.
You’re going to need serious help when Saban retires and you go back to losing 5 games every year.
Did your UncDaddy impregnate your SisMom or are you just retarded naturally?
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:23 am to Wtxtiger
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Does this sound Citrusy to anyone? This sounds like it has a little Citrus tint to it to me.
It sounds like it has sorta an insignificant Citrus feel to it mixed with irrelevance and a smidgen of weakness and fear brought on by incompetence. Now that I think about it, it has a touch of crushed pineapple with an irrelevant Citrusy feel to it. That’s it, a weak crushed pineapple Citrus kind of smell to it.
During the hour and a half it took you to think of that and then type it out, you could have sent 5 or 6 threat messages to Etienne's mother.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:34 am to AlabamaAlpha
I had to move slow. Sitting in my deer stand contemplating just how disappointed you are that your miserable team is playing in such an insignificant little mid-major bowl that few will watch and less will care about.
The three Tigers have crushed bama and there is nowhere to go but into irrelevancy.
Now go and try to win your little bowl game without the magic pineapple. We won’t be watching, not many will, but we will be here to remind you how you look nothing like the bama of old and how tired, weak and washed up you look. Try real hard not to lose, but really, just playing in the Citrus Bowl today means you’re already a loser.
The three Tigers have crushed bama and there is nowhere to go but into irrelevancy.
Now go and try to win your little bowl game without the magic pineapple. We won’t be watching, not many will, but we will be here to remind you how you look nothing like the bama of old and how tired, weak and washed up you look. Try real hard not to lose, but really, just playing in the Citrus Bowl today means you’re already a loser.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:36 am to AlabamaAlpha
I know you’re a bama fan, but the normal assumption in society is not incest when someone points out that you are an embarrassment.
Please seek help.
Please seek help.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:39 am to LSU Patrick
dude
you did it again
you are a double insecure Bama fan
2020 is coming and you will hope all year you beat LSU but if you don't you will post how in the past you did beat LSU 8 times in a row - LOL
the past if just that - a day that the sun has set on all that long ago
means little just a little for what comes your way
you did it again
you are a double insecure Bama fan
2020 is coming and you will hope all year you beat LSU but if you don't you will post how in the past you did beat LSU 8 times in a row - LOL
the past if just that - a day that the sun has set on all that long ago
means little just a little for what comes your way
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:44 am to Wtxtiger
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I had to move slow. Sitting in my deer stand contemplating just how disappointed you are that your miserable team is playing in such an insignificant little mid-major bowl that few will watch and less will care about.
The three Tigers have crushed bama and there is nowhere to go but into irrelevancy.
Now go and try to win your little bowl game without the magic pineapple. We won’t be watching, not many will, but we will be here to remind you how you look nothing like the bama of old and how tired, weak and washed up you look. Try real hard not to lose, but really, just playing in the Citrus Bowl today means you’re already a loser.
Sitting in your deer stand thinking of Bama?
Do you ever take a break from having Bama dominate that coonass lump of doo-doo inside your skull?Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:46 am to AlabamaAlpha
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No, stupid frick Cajun alter, Alabama has 944 wins.
I'm neither a Cajun, an alter, or a LSU fan you tiny-dicked inbred.
915 wins....8 NCs.
Deal with it, you beta cuck bitch.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:47 am to Grinder
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I know you’re a bama fan, but the normal assumption in society is not incest when someone points out that you are an embarrassment.
Please seek help.
When someone indicates that they are retarded, as you have done, it makes non-retarded people think about how they came to be retarded.
Your UncDad and MomSis making you could have a lot to do with your retardation.
That is all I was saying, since you brought it up. Nothing personal, bro.
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:49 am to Rock Floyd
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I'm neither a Cajun, an alter, or a LSU fan you tiny-dicked inbred.
915 wins....8 NCs.
Deal with it, you beta cuck bitch.
Cajun alter can't add numbers, can he? 944 wins isn't 915 wins, not even in Plaquemine.
And, no, LSU does not have 8 NC's you silly, ignorant, bastard. Why even say that?
Posted on 1/1/20 at 7:52 am to Rock Floyd
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I'm neither a Cajun, an alter, or
How are you at basic grammar?
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