Rock Floyd
| Favorite team: | Tennessee  |
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| Number of Posts: | 517 |
| Registered on: | 12/29/2019 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Florida, Auburn, and Tennessee fans.....
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 8:26 pm
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ould you rather finally get to beat Georgia for a change or would you prefer to take away their 1980 natty so you could really trash them?
I would say Tennessee has beat you 2 out of the last 5.
The all-time record is 22-24-2
It's not like we never beat you chumps.
Finally beat Georgia? You dumb bastard, you don't even know the records.
1980
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 8:07 pm
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this may mean whatever plans you wanted to do would be messed up if you could not communicate with them. u had to swallow and say, "hello Mr. Whoever, can I speak to him/her", and he would reply "he or she is eating dinner!!…"o.k. sir could you have them call me back"?
You never called and said, "is Cindy/Bob there?"
"Yes, he/she is here." *click*
That *click* is something else they will never experience.
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:52 pm
12 records for a dime.
You taped that dime to a postcard and mailed it to Columbia House.
:dude:
You taped that dime to a postcard and mailed it to Columbia House.
:dude:
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:49 pm
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You seem really well adjusted. I’m sure your father’s violent beatings of you had no impact.
I didn't get violent beatings. I got regular arse whippings like all kids got back then.
You seem like a real punk little bitch. I'm sure Mommy and her cuck that you called Daddy made sure you knew. "Nothing is your fault, Sweetie."
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:45 pm
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1. Having 3 channels on TV to choose from.
...and you were your parents remote control.
"Put that on Channel 9. It's time for Bonanza."
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:31 pm
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what? he didn't approve of you looking at naked women...oh my.
These were not Playboy magazines. They were hardcore porn.
No, he didn't approve of his 9-10 year old son looking at porn.
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:25 pm
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Waiting 6-8 weeks for some mail order item to arrive with absolutely no ability to get an update
...and sending cash in that order envelope.
re: A feeling/experience kids today don't have...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 7:18 pm
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Having to sneak a nudie magazine.
Back before recycling we found a handful of really nasty magazines in the dumpster behind a magazine distributor. They were dirty by today's standards. Much less back then.
I guess I was about 9 or 10. Being the bold one in the crowd. I volunteered to hide them at my house.
Bad move. Real bad move.
I was lying on my bed reading a Mad magazine. My Dad walked into the room with that stack of dirty books.
He dropped them on the bed with the words, "I found some of your literature".
What happened next was probably the worst arse whipping he ever gave me. He wore my arse out. I never hid another dirty book in the house.
:spank:
re: Just read an article on declining attendance in college football...
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 6:57 pm
Well, tickets to a big SEC game are $100+.
To take a family of four to a football game?
$400 - tickets.
$100 - food
$50 - gas
$50 - Misc.
_____
$600
Now, if you live far enough away you have to rent a hotel for a night or two. You can push that total to $800-1000
$800 - $1000 to take the family to a football game.
I wonder why people are watching on the big screen at home?
To take a family of four to a football game?
$400 - tickets.
$100 - food
$50 - gas
$50 - Misc.
_____
$600
Now, if you live far enough away you have to rent a hotel for a night or two. You can push that total to $800-1000
$800 - $1000 to take the family to a football game.
I wonder why people are watching on the big screen at home?
re: You have to hand it to Ole Piss!!!
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm
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How long til sanctions are handed out? Time will tell
Kiffin will be there 3 years and have the NCAA stuck so far up Colonel Reb's arse it will tickle his goatee.
re: Leach's contract details
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 6:06 pm
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Leach will make $100,000 for an SEC Championship Game appearance.
Don't laugh.
MSU has been there before.
re: What is Popeye’s favorite food? Answer may startle millenials
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 5:10 pm
I thought she was going to say Olive Oyl...
re: Mayor Pete - President Pitcher or President Catcher?
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:59 pm
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Is raw-dogging a porn star when your wife is recovering from labor an American value? What about divorce? He may say he is a Christian, but since he divorced and didn't remarry his wife he is doomed to go to Hell with Pete.
We didn't hire him to be the preacher.
We hired him to be the POTUS.
re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:54 pm
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Anyone that orders one should be put in some sex offender watchlist database
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just ordered one
:wtf:
re: What is the deal with online poker and fantasy sports gambling in Louisiana?
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:38 pm
Online poker basically got killed by a rider "they" tacked onto the back of the Port Security Act. It made it illegal for financial institutions to do business with online poker sites. A lot of us had large sums frozen in Neteller for a year or so.
"They" being Democrat Harry Reid and Republican Bill Frist.
"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." - George Carlin
Both took huge "campaign donations" from brick and mortar casinos, especially Harrah's.
Immediately after passage that killed online poker.
Harry Reid introduced new legislation (failed unfortunately). Online poker would be legal, but only if operated by brick and mortar casinos that had been in business a minimum of five years. You know, casinos like Harrah's.
"They" being Democrat Harry Reid and Republican Bill Frist.
"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." - George Carlin
Both took huge "campaign donations" from brick and mortar casinos, especially Harrah's.
Immediately after passage that killed online poker.
Harry Reid introduced new legislation (failed unfortunately). Online poker would be legal, but only if operated by brick and mortar casinos that had been in business a minimum of five years. You know, casinos like Harrah's.
re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:25 pm
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Anyone that orders one should be put in some sex offender watchlist database
We don't agree on much in this forum. This might be the first time.
Let me just say, AMEN, BROTHER! :cheers:
re: Fight Club and it’s audience- not a movie thread
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:16 pm
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no shite...whatever generation you're part of is coming across as a "get off my lawn" type.
To us Boomers, the rest of the generations are the "get off my Mom" generations. :lol:
To your credit....that was one sweet pussy you got spit out of... :cheers:
re: Neal Peart, drummer for Rush, dead at 67
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:13 pm
I am dating myself a bit...but...
I saw Rush playing their 2112 album when they were the opening act for Blue Oyster Cult.
I saw Rush playing their 2112 album when they were the opening act for Blue Oyster Cult.
re: “Ok Boomer”
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 4:07 pm
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“Ok Boomer”
I laugh at them and remind them.
It was the era of free love. We passed their Mom and Grandma around like a bong at a hippie commune.
You youngsters listen up.
Look at your dear sweet Mom. Now, think about her getting spit roasted in a hotel room in Fort Lauderdale at Spring Break. Or in the backseat of a Ford on any given Saturday night.
Look at your dear sweet Grandma. Does she ever tell you about being stoned on Quaalude 714s and giving dudes she didn't even know blowjobs at a rock concert?
Mom and Grandma didn't tell you about getting banged by 4 dudes in one week because...HEY...era of free love.
Tell Mom and Grandma thanks for the pussy. :pimp:
re: What's the strangest job interview you've ever had?
Posted by Rock Floyd on 1/10/20 at 9:31 am
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I had a similar experience at Microsoft HQ, of all places. Walked up to the reception desk and told the lady there my name and exactly who I was there to see. She said something like, "it's so nice dealing with white people, you always know where you're headed."
I had a friend that 25 years ago worked for Microsoft on their main campus in Redmond, WA.
He said there were almost no Blacks there. Bill Gates hired Asians to fill the minority quotas.
Liberals like Gates have two standards. Their own and one for everyone else.
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