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re: Alabama - Teaching Civility since 1831
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:18 pm to Projectpat
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:18 pm to Projectpat
Ahh yes, good ole Tennessee. Champions of life.
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:24 pm to Projectpat
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The only logical conclusion I can reach is that Dabo brought the civility and well mannered attitude he learned at the University of Alabama over to Clemson. I salute you Alabama for spreading your love and making the world a more gentle place.
Civility does not equal Alabama.
Although it could equal Gene Stalling, Dabo's college coach
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:26 pm to Projectpat
Auburn and LSU fans (rather predictably, sadly) really coming out of the woodwork on this one- well fricking done. Grade A work here.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:33 pm to thatthang
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Auburn and LSU fans (rather predictably, sadly) really coming out of the woodwork on this one
Aggy rather predictably riding that elephant dick.
Understandable though. They are who we thought they were.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:18 pm to BrerTiger
quote:This really isn't where you want to go, is it?
[Insert pic of George Wallace in the schoolhouse door here]
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:21 pm to Projectpat
One of the most outstandingly subtle backdoor trolls ever attempted! 
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:23 pm to BrerTiger
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Oh look, it's an Aggy dickriding Bama.
Never seen that before.
The moment it stops working is the moment we stopped doing it.
Frankly I hope that day comes soon. I am sitting on YEARS worth of Bama Rant material just because I didn't want to frick up the narrative.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:24 pm to Projectpat
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:31 pm to jbond
The relationship of Bama and Aggie fans is what all sports fans should aspire to. 
I am proud of my gay Aggie brothers.
I am proud of my gay Aggie brothers.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:33 pm to ColoBama
Btw, have you ever got naked with another man, oiled each other down and wrestled -- feeling another man's strength while he feels yours?
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:33 pm to cardboardboxer
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I am sitting on YEARS worth of Bama Rant material just because I didn't want to frick up the narrative.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:35 pm to ColoBama
I wrestle with my boyfriend all the time. He doesn't care about Bama Football though, we bond over Wendy Williams
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:36 pm to jbond
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we bond over Wendy Williams
trooth
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:37 pm to cardboardboxer
quote:Fortunately I can never forsee the point where the aggy-bammer lovefest doesn't trigger at least a handful of LSU and Auburn fans.
The moment it stops working is the moment we stopped doing it.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:40 pm to Projectpat
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:48 pm to BrerTiger
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[Insert pic of George Wallace in the schoolhouse door here]
Another bad thing done by a democrat
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:57 pm to cyde
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Fortunately I can never forsee the point where the aggy-bammer lovefest doesn't trigger at least a handful of LSU and Auburn fans.
Me either, it works every time.
The trick is we actually have real admiration for how good of a program Bama is. LSU and Auburn fans hate that even more.
Us Aggies refuse to sign off on the bullshite narrative that Bama is just LSU plus Saban for longer or Auburn plus cheating. The delusion that those programs are even close to Bama isn't something anyone out of the SEC considers and therefore was an easy transition for Aggies.
If fact its been quite the culture shock having all the LSU and Auburn fans demand we see Bama as yet another SEC program that needs to be beaten.
Bama is not only a cornerstone of the SEC, but of this entire fricking sport. Taking Bama out of the equation is like taking fricking Santa Claus out of Christmas.
I know for a fact that my program will never be as good as Bama in my lifetime and I am ok with that. Some Auburn fans and some LSU fans would have a lot happier life if they could accept the same reality.
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 4:22 pm to cardboardboxer
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Taking Bama out of the equation is like taking fricking Santa Claus out of Christmas.
Wow, no truer words have been spoken.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 4:37 pm to cardboardboxer
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The trick is we actually have real admiration for how good of a program Bama is. LSU and Auburn fans hate that even more.
Us Aggies refuse to sign off on the bullshite narrative that Bama is just LSU plus Saban for longer or Auburn plus cheating. The delusion that those programs are even close to Bama isn't something anyone out of the SEC considers and therefore was an easy transition for Aggies.
If fact its been quite the culture shock having all the LSU and Auburn fans demand we see Bama as yet another SEC program that needs to be beaten.
Bama is not only a cornerstone of the SEC, but of this entire fricking sport. Taking Bama out of the equation is like taking fricking Santa Claus out of Christmas.
I know for a fact that my program will never be as good as Bama in my lifetime and I am ok with that. Some Auburn fans and some LSU fans would have a lot happier life if they could accept the same reality.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 4:38 pm to cardboardboxer
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The trick is we actually have real admiration for how good of a program Bama is. LSU and Auburn fans hate that even more.
LSU and Auburn fans have tons of respect for what Alabama has accomplished.
We just don't feel the need to hop on top of that elephant penis and give it a sparkly shine like Aggy does.
Auburn and LSU are similar to the story of the two bulls, standing up on a hill surveying the pasture below. Which one is younger or older is irrelevant. We are gazing down, surveying the landscape, looking for which opponent will STTDB next. We see the elephant down there, doing his thing. And we can't figure out why Aggy is surgically attached to that elephant dick. Pity is all I feel. Sad y'all don't think enough of yourselves that you have to lower yourself this way. Texas really messed y'all up something fierce.
Drink a Pepsi, Boxer. It'll all make sense.
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